Dialogue for Yelps

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During The Mighty Fall

• Yelps: Helloooo! I'm Yelps!
  • Player: Who are you?
    • Yelps: I'm Yelps, the richest and smartest goblin that ever lived!
    • Yelps: It comes in handy, because I'm also the smallest goblin that ever lived.
    • Yelps: I'm an entrepreneur! A self-made man!
    • Player: Really? What do you do?
    • Yelps: I used to run this game, see? Lucky people would punch me in the face to win prizes!
    • Player: They...punched you in the face to win prizes?
    • Yelps: That's right!
    • Player: But how... Never mind.
  • Player: What do you do?
    • Yelps: Well, the game I used to run all sort of fell through.
    • Yelps: It turned out the treasure I was givin' away actually belonged to some human princess or something, so I had to give most of it up.
    • Yelps: She's still runnin' the game but...
    • Yelps: *shudder*
    • Yelps: There's no punchin'. Not even a bit!
    • Yelps: There are... treasure chests!
    • Yelps: I've been trying to reintegrate into goblin society, but it's not going so well.
  • Player: Why are you here?
    • Yelps: The high priest told me to get my best gear on and guard the camp! Here I am!
      • Before finding all the human infiltrators
        • Player: You're not taking part?
        • Yelps: Not on yer life! I'm no warrior!
      • After finding all the human infiltrators
        • Player: You do realise you're the goblin champion, don't you? You're fighting me in the first round.
        • Yelps: Y-you what? That can't be right.
  • Player: I'm done here.

In Goblin Village

• Yelps: Hey, if it isn't my favourite human! How ya doing?
• Player: I'm good. What are you doing in the goblin village?
• Yelps: I got a job as Wartface and Bentnoze's manservant.
• Yelps: Since Grubfoot left for Dorgesh-Kaan they've been doing their own cooking and cleaning and it has not worked out well, let me tell you.
• Yelps: It's good honest work, but to be honest I miss the pomp and the razzmatazz of the game show scene!
• Yelps: I heard there are a couple of fellows who do some sort of show in some sort of pit. I thought I might apply there.