|“||She likes to be tickled hehehehehehehehehehe.||”|
|Release date||7 September 2004 (Update)|
|Location||Outside the Kalphite Lair|
|Examine||What's he mumbling about?|
If the player has already gone into the Kalphite hive, he will simply say "No thanks, I don't want any" when spoken to.
With the release of the Desert Tasks, after a player has completed all tasks in this area, they can collect 20, 30 or 40 noted Potato Cacti once per day (20 with Desert amulet 2, 30 for Desert amulet 3) and 40 with Desert amulet 4.
- His words "The horror! The horror!" are a reference to Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness.
- When asking the natural historian in the Varrock museum about kalphites, it is heavily implied that the weird old man's name is Iqbar Ali-Abdula.