Contents 1 I archived this one by myself :) 2 Conversation 3 UOTM 4 thanks 5 thingie 6 Where to train. 7 poll 8 RE: Your Hiscores 9 Welcome! 10 Welcome! 11 Oh mah gawd 12 RE: How do I. 13 Your welcome notice 14 wtf 15 wtf 16 Hey, Just a Query 17 ~ 18 Hai 19 Purple 20 99 FM 21 99 22 Small World 23 Thanks but I'm having some trouble. 24 :o 25 Combat Melee Skills to 99

[edit] I archived this one by myself :)

Well with a little help from a nice person XtremeTerra ^{Talk Edit}

[edit] Conversation

Ah well xD I thought that too but I don't think it really matters :P 'Grats on archiving your userpage btw The1AndOnlyMike 23:21, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Of course, it's why it's fate to be able to archive pages. :D The1AndOnlyMike 09:12, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

NOEL EDMONDS IS GOD! So is Mr. Blobby! Those two from Noel's house party, awesome show that was. :D The1AndOnlyMike 02:36, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Don't think you were, it aired from 1991 - 1999. The1AndOnlyMike 21:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Ah! LOL Funny ain't he? xD The1AndOnlyMike 18:12, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

LMFAO! There was a bouncy castle of him once. It was scary as hell. O_O The1AndOnlyMike 18:16, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Oh god no, she's creepy as hell. Especially now she's had a facelift. The1AndOnlyMike 18:24, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Her voice annoys me. xD The1AndOnlyMike 18:32, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

LOL no idea who he is, but I'm only watching Eastenders atm to see that fit blonde get madder and madder, and that priest bloke get caught out for murder. The1AndOnlyMike 18:44, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, her. There was a seperate storyline with the sort of hot chavvy black haired girl and her ginger mum but I haven't seen them for a few episodes. The1AndOnlyMike 18:55, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, the blonde, not Sam and not Ronny, but the other one. One word: Wha-teesh! The1AndOnlyMike 19:06, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

LMFAO she reminds me of a former friends sister. Except she looks alot like her brother, it's quite creepy. The1AndOnlyMike 19:11, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I used to think she was hot, but she's gone downhill a little bit. xD wbu? The1AndOnlyMike 19:14, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I used to like Melissa Joan Hart. The main character in Sabrina the teenage witch. I saw her in 2007 and she's aged TERRIBLY. I was obsessed with her for months! The1AndOnlyMike 19:23, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

LOL Funny how celebrities lose their obsessive hold on people once they age or go with someone who's a total dickwad. The1AndOnlyMike 19:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah, saw another poster last night for yet ANOTHER teenage sitcom on the disney channels specifically for girls. That's all we need, more pretty boys for girls to obsess over. The1AndOnlyMike 19:38, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Nope, oh and did you hear about Jordan trying to release a FOURTH memoir in like 5 years? Bookshops are refusing to stock the book because they don't want to annoy the hell out of people, and the memoir "explains" the breakup which is just going to be her trying to score points against pretty-boy. Good on them! They finally have a brain! The1AndOnlyMike 19:48, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I think everyone's getting annoyed with her now, not just because of her 4-word memoirs, but because she's been accused of milking the fans for all they've got. Her "rape claims" aren't going down too well either. I mean, it isn't rape if you go back for more. The1AndOnlyMike 19:54, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

I dunno, they must be desperate though. The1AndOnlyMike 00:51, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UOTM

Cheers for ya vote swiz/swizzle/ssswizmig/wiz/miz , oh and btw, someone's Trebuchet MS font on their userpage looks dreadfully similar to a person I know, I wonder who it could be, also this, your friendly neighbourhood Quaesitum^(talk) 11:36, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

, Curse you Ssswizmig!!! Quaesitum^(talk) 12:46, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Quaesitum^(talk) 12:48, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

I like the font as well, and I'll wait until you archive yours Quaesitum^(talk) 12:56, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

HAHA! I own!, I've gotta go now, I'll be on, on Monday. We'll sort it then...

[edit] thanks

ty for the compliment, i've just made an account here and dont really know how everything works yet. :( how do you change your tidle?--Runieboss 13:12, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] thingie

idk what its called but the signature thing at the end of you message.--Runieboss 14:53, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Where to train.

• So what equip should i buy?

I own:

full void melee

fighter torso

DFS

no weapons but ddsp....

I have 10 mil cash to work with.

Sir erik54 ^Talk 19:31, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

• Umm sorry....lol I kinda want to keep str and att at 80 and 75. and just want 99 def from that. Its really hard to train it when I cant hit so often. Would mosses work if I got the whip and used void/torso set up? Sir erik54 ^Talk 19:41, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! If you have questions about range....ask me lol  Sir erik54 Talk  19:46, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] poll

one more thing lol i see you have a poll at the top of ur user page. how did you do that? can u send me the template for it on my talk page please? just make it something random doesnt matter like a yes no question and i can edit it from there. thanks Sir erik54 ^Talk 19:54, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] RE: Your Hiscores

That's easily solved, you just need to change a setting in your monaco.js file. You also seem to have the script installed twice, which can cause problems or slow things down, so I'd recommend replacing the contents of your monaco.js file with this:

/*** BEGIN EZ-HISCORES SCRIPT ***/

/* For help with this script, visit http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Quarenon/EzHiscoresGuide */

/* The notification reminder time, in hours. */
var ezHiscoresReminder = 24;

/* Use 1 to enable the update log, or 0 to turn it off. */
var ezHiscoresLog = 1;

/* Your RuneScape player name. */
var ezHiscoresPlayer = 'Swizzl3d';

/* The page where your stats are stored. */
var ezHiscoresPage = 'User:ssswizmig/Hiscores';

/* DO NOT EDIT THIS LINE! */
importScript('User:Quarenon/ezhiscores.js');

/*** END EZ-HISCORES SCRIPT ***/

/*** BEGIN PURGE SCRIPT ***/

/* DO NOT EDIT THIS LINE! */
importScript('User:Quarenon/purge.js');

/*** END PURGE SCRIPT ***/

--Quarenon  _{T | C | S} 22:06, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome!

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Ssswizmig, and welcome to the RuneScape Wiki! Thank you for taking an interest in our wiki. If you have any trouble or need help, feel free to ask questions on my talk page or any other editor's talk page. Also, you could look at a help page or you could shout out on the local forums. We hope you like it here and decide to stay! Here are a few pages to help out new editors such as yourself: About the RuneScape Wiki Answers to your frequently asked questions A list of policies for the RuneScape Wiki Help pages, your first stop if you need any help Editing help, in case you have questions on how to properly edit articles A guide to help you create your first article The style guide, containing all you need to know about formatting About userpages and how to make yours special Adding userboxes to your userpage, in case you want to decorate! Signature help, for customising your very own signature What vandalism is, and where you can report it If you're looking for something to do, check out the Community Portal Please sign your name on talk pages by using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Signing your comments is important, as it lets other editors know who has posted which comments. Again, welcome! XtremeTerra Talk Edit 17:06, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

That was a test, and it worked, thanks to Quarenon! XtremeTerra ^{Talk Edit} 17:07, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Oh mah gawd

Oh mah Gawd it burns! Quaesitum^(talk) 12:58, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm not a girl, my RuneScape character is, things are a lot cheaper. E.g, the price of a dragon plateskirt: 181,545, compared to the price of dragon platelegs: 989,400. Here is another picture of my character. Quaesitum^(talk) 10:16, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

I did, look up at the UOTM comment, that signature thing was clever and...really...annoying. Quaesitum^(talk) 05:47, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] RE: How do I.

You can change it easily if you have your own welcoming template. If you want to set one just add something like this above the importScript('User:Quarenon/autowelcome.js'); part in your Special:MyPage/monaco.js file:

var autoWelcomeText = '{{subst:User:Ssswizmig/Welcome}}';

I see that you already tried setting one but I'd recommend putting the wikicode into a template like User:Ssswizmig/Welcome and then including it with subst. --Quarenon  _{T | C | S} 13:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, the only problem I can see now is that you created the welcome page with a lower case 'w' but in the settings you gave it a capital W, so try changing it to this:

var autoWelcomeText = '{{subst:User:Ssswizmig/welcome}}';

--Quarenon  _{T | C | S} 15:19, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

Those changes take effect immediately, no need to refresh the monaco.js file --Quarenon  _{T | C | S} 17:35, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Your welcome notice

Hello I saw you use your welcome notice and I saw that the links were blue instead of gold. This annoyed me for some reason, so I thought I'd try to fix it up. I have the results on this page. Its also been modified so it includes your signature inside the box with no extra editing required. Yes it says the "noinclude" tags are invalid, but they are and it works, so ignore that error message. Just paste it in your welcome sub page and whenever you want to welcome people, use {{Subst:User:Ssswizmig/welcome}}. No idea why I felt compelled to do this.  Psycho Robot Talk Cont  01:30, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

No, but make sure you include the "subst:" or it won't work.  Psycho Robot Talk Cont  21:15, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] wtf

ur 13 and ur a memb

start school first then u wont lose memb creds

[edit] wtf

ur 13 and ur a memb

start gay high school first then u wont lose memb creds

....You go to school, maybe then you'll make sense? Idiot. XtremeTerra ^{Talk Edit} 15:30, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Ignore the IP, it's a vandal. You can delete his comments per RS:DDD if you wish to. C.Chiam^{TalkShoutout!} 15:33, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, Just a Query

Could it be possible for you to create me a welcome template in the colours of my signature in the same sense as yours? It would be much appreciated and i'm sorry to be a problem. XxXxGradiusheroxXxX ^Talk 15:58, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, Ive had a good lookover and the code doesnt seem to working, Im pretty sure I have completed all the requirements for my mon page and my welcome page. Any ideas? XxXxGradiusheroxXxX ^Talk 17:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

User:XxXxGradiusheroxXxX/welcome & User:XxXxGradiusheroxXxX/monaco.js XxXxGradiusheroxXxX ^Talk 17:18, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Alright, thanks XxXxGradiusheroxXxX ^Talk 17:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Noted, Thanks XxXxGradiusheroxXxX ^Talk 18:10, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

I *think* I'm commenting back to the right person... still new and have never used the talk page before. Watch me mess it up. :P But thanks for reading my page. Runescape is the best way to escape life that I know of. :) Ahiaorina^Talk 12:34, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

K thanks. :D (I just set up a signature and really was afraid of messing that up too... but it seems to be working. Woot.) Ahiaorina^Talk 12:37, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Well thanks, but unfortunately I can't take any of the credit for actually making it. :S It's what I would have made if I had been that talented. :D Ahiaorina^Talk 12:41, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I hope so... I was trying to add userboxes and ended up beating my brains out. Ahiaorina^Talk 12:48, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Lol... I was trying to copy and paste some that had already been made. I got the whole having to add the userboxes and userboxesend code, and pasting the box codes themselves in between, but then it started saying something about having to change the template by editing the number of columns and such, and I had no idea what I was supposed to put, so I gave up. Pathetic me! Ahiaorina^Talk 12:55, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Should I add anything else into the blanks on the template? (It had a few other blanks, but I don't remember what they were for.) Ahiaorina^Talk 12:59, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

There must be something about it I just don't get... I went into my talk page edit and copied and pasted the code you gave me into my user page. Once again, when I previewed it, it appeared in a box that was titled Userboxes, but the box code that I inserted in the spot you indicated just appeared as the code text, and the rest of the code text you gave me also appeared inside the box. Am I supposed to add something to the codes for each userbox, or something like that? *cries* I'm sorry I'm so much trouble, I must be really stupid. :O Ahiaorina^Talk 13:12, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I managed to fix the part where the code was appearing in the box. Now there is a box, with the "Userboxes" title, the problem is just that the userbox I copied and pasted into it is still showing as the link UserFollows, rather than the box picture of "This user follows Evil Bob etc". :P I saved it to the page so you could see it. Any help would be greatly appreciated! Ahiaorina^Talk 13:23, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I did though. I copied and pasted the entire text next to each userbox, including the part that said the god's name, and I still ended up with that. Let me go back in and see if I can re-add the name. Ahiaorina^Talk 13:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

OMG!!!! I just made a huge mistake!! How do I fix it??? I think I accidentally just deleted the entire userboxes templates wiki page text by accident because I was trying to remove something from my page! Can they get it back??? Ahiaorina^Talk 13:35, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Fortunately they are still there, but I did delete them. I saw that they were automatically re-added by someone who must be a mod, because just two seconds after I did it his page said he "undid my revision". Whew. I didn't get the userboxes sorted out yet because I was too busy freaking out and writing him an apology. I can't believe that happened. It was ridiculous. I'm giving the userboxes one more shot now. Ahiaorina^Talk 13:47, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Well... the box is showing up now... but the rest of the code is in the box with it too. I saved it so you can see. I think something must be messing with the spacing of the code when I copy and paste it, because I copied and pasted it exactly and still got a different result. Ahiaorina^Talk 13:52, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] ~

Ah hah! I tried the first code you gave me, the one where it was written in one long line, instead of copying and pasting from the edit page, and it worked! Viola.

Btw the page I almost deleted says it's protected. Whew! I was only trying to backspace through the messed up userbox code on my page. I still have noooo idea how I was accidentally on the actual Templates wiki page. I feel like a complete moron now. But hopefully I can handle adding the rest of my userboxes myself. Thanks sooooo much for all your help! Ahiaorina^Talk 14:00, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Part Two: in response to the last message you sent, while I was sending my last message, I never added any </br> stuff myself. When I went in to edit the page and copy the code, it was just automatically broken up like that into several lines. That's why I tried the first version you gave me, where it was in one long line, and that worked. Thanks again! Ahiaorina^Talk 14:04, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Sure, that sounds great. Congrats! I'm not exactly sure what time that equals in my time zone, but I should probably be online that whole night anyway. I promise not to ask for help with anything else! ;) Ahiaorina^Talk 14:39, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

) Lol, usually my questions aren't that much trouble! Ahiaorina^Talk 14:47, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hai

hai thanks for welcomin meh :D

How do i make a cool signature thing? --Shadowgan225 22:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Purple

Sure, where is it? If it's on a members world I can't, it ran out yesterday. The1AndOnlyMike 22:56, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'll try, no promises though. The1AndOnlyMike 09:40, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 99 FM

Ty :o

Frede 13:36, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Prepare to get followed ._. Frede 13:43, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 99

I really wish I could be on RuneScape when you get your 99 attack, except it's midnight when you say your gonna achieve it, So i'm gonna give your Congratualtions now, before anybody else: CONGRATUALTIONS!!!!! . No rick roll pl0x . Quaesitum^(talk) 15:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

My sister accidentaly clicked on the link in your "fake" signature, well this is a laptop, with newly installed internet, and she was panicking, really bad. I did the CTRL+ALT+DEL thing and sorted it, georgia thought it was a malignant virus program . Apparently she hates that song. So she asked me to put up a warning, so others won't make the same mistake (accidental or not). I have to congratulate early, I'm Ruud "PWNS" van, it's all part of my...style . Quaesitum^(talk) 15:11, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Now, that was a bit obvious, I've got to go now, I only came on to congratulate you (Early), so sayonara (Until tomorrow) look what this guy did to your page! [1]. Quaesitum^(talk) 15:19, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Grats!!! Well done on achieving 99 Attack in the Cd299!!! I dunno how long ago it was, but congratulations! The TRUE winner of the Countdown. --

Mister Craftsman!

Chat • Works • Workshop

23:32, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Omg, 99 attack pwns, just not as much as I do! . Quaesitum^(talk) 09:56, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Small World

Lol, good times 17:48, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks but I'm having some trouble.

You gave me a code for userboxes yesterday. I tried to put it in but nothing changed. Please tell me what im doing wrong. [[--Aen47 22:35, November 3, 2009 (UTC)]]

[edit]  :o

I foundz you cool eh? RT1 Aka Twigy. 07:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Combat Melee Skills to 99

Just wondered where you did your training for 99 Attack and Strength? I am at 96 strength and want to get to 99 by Dec. 31st. Only on about 10 hrs a week and would most likely only do 7 hrs on strength. Did you ever check your hourly xp/rate when you trained. Hammer2092 _{{TALK} {Sign In}} 16:14, November 5, 2009 (UTC)