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Contents 1 The Chat 1.1 Beginning 1.2 Talk Page Comments 1.3 Y Hello Thar. 2 Your sig and autotypers 3 Brewing 4 Kk. Seems you guys won't give in. 5 Anyone got Tips for some quests 6 Talk to Me 7 Welcome SkullKid700 8 Don't delete conversation 9 Your opinion 10 Tee why vee em 11 If I... 12 Ilyas, I FIXED IT 13 Re:Opinion 14 Your story 15 My story 16 Adventurer's tales 17 You Quit? 18 Note to self. 18.1 WORST WEEK EVER-- THE RANT OF ALL RANTS 19 Re: Stats 20 About Jack.......And fakes!! 21 Re:Hey Scary Feet 22 Re:Wb 23 About the war with Jack of Horn 24 RFA 25 RFA the 2. (Zomg!) 26 Re:Hey Whip 27 Re:User Hates Gp 28 me sandbawcks pl0xscorz 29 Sysop'd! 30 KBD 31 Broken links 32 Welcome Back! 33 Raw Chicken 34 Farming 35 External Links 36 Fall Wikifest 37 Wanted pages cleanup 38 Easter

[edit] The Chat

[edit] Beginning

Hi! Welcome to the wiki. If you have any questions, feel free to ask on my talk page. In the meantime, please read our style policy. Oh, and can you add a link to your own userpage in your signature template, thanks. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 20:26, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

• Thanks. Html and style things i'm not good with. But I'll learn quick. I'm a lvl 80 and I've been editing a week or two before i joined. Malestro 12:05 31 January 2007 (My time.)
• Uh.. I would like to discuss my block. I am new and I didn't know. I'm very sorry. I was not aware of everything yet. Please unblock me. Malestro

lol, that should teach you that Bob is NOT Zaros :P EMG Blue 19:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

• Oh but he is. Robert the Strong was a reincarnation of the god zaros who of course was bob. Bob is Robert the Strong, And ZAROS. There are also conversations I've had with bob that implies that along with the FACT. And to discuss the block it is not with you. Malestro

Take it easy... It was a joke -.- Anyway, when you add a new comment put : instead of *. please? EMG Blue 19:57, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I can do what i want but I will do this as it looks better. Look You'd be frustrated if you got blocked for mistake.Malestro

By the way this is my chat page and you deleted part of my message didn't you? No offense, but that's not nice. I don't delete yours. I said it not you.Malestro

Did that do it. I don't know how to unblock, so I blocked you for 0 seconds. I hope that works. Ilyas Talk Contribs20:07, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Ilyas.. I'll go fix my mistakes. Agg Nope still blocked.

I am ashamed that I don't know how to unblock... But I asked Vimescarrot. He probably knows. After that, I will unblock you. Sorry for the delay. Ilyas Talk Contribs20:12, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Dunno why, but I got this sudden urge to dance.. Omg.. I'M in ZANARIS in IRL --- *way too addicted to Runescape*.Malestro

Oh, and EMG Blue is probably pestering you because the same thing happened to him wiht JaGeX. He was blocked for something he didn't do. Don't worry, you will be unblocked. Just be pattient. I will find out how. Or you can just ask another admin. I am sure they will understand. Ilyas Talk Contribs20:14, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Well EMG Blue better not push it... I'm nice and all.. But I bite.. *Shows teeth* lol. Jk. I'm not mad at him or anything.. I've been muted before. Lol.. *turns into pig* see i'm not crazy.. I am in ZANARIS.. Wow! That was wierd!Malestro

The colours on your signature, red and black, match. I like it. (stalling time until vimes answers) Ilyas Talk Contribs20:21, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks I like Onyx gems, but I never had one. My ultimate dream is to have a ring of stone and sit in the mining areas... Lol.. And have fun.. And have a party hat, and full barrows, and.... I'm dreaming!.Malestro

Sorry if I offended someone.... I'm pretty happy these days, I have a slight clue that I might actually get UNBANNED on february 21st. But I can't reveal how I got these information :) EMG Blue 20:34, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Hope it all gets worked out. If it doesn't, screw JaGeX, excuse my language. Ilyas Talk Contribs20:38, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I won't steal someone else's talk page to discuss my issue.. Anyway, SHAME ON YOU, a Sysop doesn't know how to unblock? tsk tsk.. ;) EMG Blue 20:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I know how to block. Now I know how to unblock. And I am pretty sure you don't know how to unblock, nor how to block, either, do you? Well, as for you, Malestro, I don't see your name on the Blocked IPs and Users list. Take a look at this (I don't think it is sysops only). Ilyas Talk Contribs22:30, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank You I am unblocked now. Malestro

[edit] Talk Page Comments

Please Only about the talk page and general not wikia and Stuff. These are deleted monthly. CHANGE: These will stay and not be deleted. Malestro

Why are they deleted monthly? JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 19:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't question me! Lol. Because they're just comments on the page. What you think about everything and all that. And how I may wanna format my things differently or something. Its nothing really. I'm not gonna delete any other messages. If I didn't write them and there talking well.. :) I don't mess with them.

[edit] Y Hello Thar.

Hey. :) By the way, you can just archive your page, so you can look back on it and say "golly gee, I remember that!" ;) Sαcrε Fι

Archiving is certainly better than having to trawl through history pages looking for an old discussion. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 08:29, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Kk. Thank you. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

[edit] Your sig and autotypers

1. Your signature; I advise you change your nickname on this page to be "Signatures/Malestro". Then you can sign by typing {{~~~}} ~~~~~; much easier, and no mistakes.
2. Yes, autotypers are against the rules. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 17:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Kk. I'll report them. I know autominers and things are.. didn't know about typers.. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

It works? _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Why do you have two signatures? =\ JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 20:21, 15 February 2007 (UTC

To make me feel special, Knave! _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Well, don't. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 08:17, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Don't have 2 signatures of don't feel special? Am i breaking a rule? :( _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Don't have 2 signatures...It's a waste of server space and signatures are often used to identify you; having more than one is confusing. It's not a rule because I thought it was kinda common sense....We may have to add it as a rule. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 17:32, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Brewing

Hey, sorry I haven't responded... my keyboard's a wee bit busted, (it involved kitty litter...) I have to punch down the keys now... :( Also, no, I don't know how to brew, have you looked at it in Cooking? Sαcrε Fι 00:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC) Ty you anyway. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

[edit] Kk. Seems you guys won't give in.

I know Bob is Zaros and so do millions of players but whatever. If you don't want it there I won't put it there. :\ But I've made my poing point _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Where's the proof? JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 19:43, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Sigh.. Robert the Strong was Zaro's spirit into another body. Also Bob is robert the strong. Also bob says, "I know I am Zar- I mean, meow." Also think about it.. isn't Scaperune an alternate dimension.. EVIL Bob.. zaros said to be sent to alternate dimension.. hello. x.x Runescape makes it be funny but its not a joke that bob is zaros its the truth. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

So, er, there is no proof. Saying "Robert the Strong was Zaro's spirit into another body" is not proof. All you've given me is some cryptic comments by Bob, which are not proof at all. If your cat told you he was God, would you believe him? And what's Evil Bob got to do with it? JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 18:04, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Omg. Do you listen to a thing I say. ROBERT THE STRONG WAS BOB AND ROBERT WAS ZAROS SPIRIT IN A neW BoDY AND CRYPTIC!? WHY DOES ZAR link to Zaros then on this site. Also yes I'd believe him becasue its true. x.x OMG.. Now.. on my talk page.. no mention of this crud. Bob IS Zaros. FYI MY CAT CAN'T SPEAK... I HAVE A REAL GOD IN IRL AND MY CAT ISN'T BOB! _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Regarding you deleting this discussion; this page isn't yours. It's a page for people to talk to you. Don't delete it again, please. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 18:17, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Anyone got Tips for some quests

Anyone got tips on the quests Horror from the Deep and Monkey Madness.. Also a little help at all preparing for harder quests would be helpful

[edit] Talk to Me

Yo talk to me people. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

Malestro, don't delete discussion when it is over! Please fix this. Oh, and no new fakes. Ilyas Talk Contribs19:34, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I had a small arguement.. It got deleted and I can't find the old data.. :\ I asked to have it fix.. nothing yet... sorry. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

[edit] Welcome SkullKid700

I think this is how to talk to people. I have only done it once on Wikipedia. No problem for the edit, I have seen it only once and I'm still trying to see the others. When I do I will edit the ones that are empty. And may I ask that you link me to the style policy? Thanks for such a fast welcome!

-SkullKid700

Yep thats how you talk. the : indents your text.. I think this is the style policty style policy  :) If it doesn't work go to the help desk. I forget how to get to the style policy but I think thats it. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs

[edit] Don't delete conversation

Don't delete conversation when it is over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How many times do I need to tell everyone!!? Ilyas Talk Contribs21:05, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your opinion

It counts as much as anyones! Ilyas Talk Contribs21:05, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. That means a lot. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 15:15, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Look at this! Ilyas Talk Contribs21:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Tee why vee em

Thanks. :) Sαcrε Fι 22:48, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] If I...

If you had like over 500 useful submissions I would have said support. Emosworld 06:14, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. What do you think of my work so far? _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 13:56, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ilyas, I FIXED IT

I fixed all the stuff back to its original before it got deleted. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 15:44, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re:Opinion

Not now, but I will. Ilyas Talk Contribs 15:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your story

I like it, its not as serious as i like (pink dragons? srry i just dont like the idea) but ill grade it for ya. Trust me i know what im doing when you get graded by a writing teacher as ruthless as mine you get to know what your doing.

Spelling. C+ (its not your strong poing is it?)

Paragraphs. B+ (you pretty good but not the best)

Storyline. A+ (nice your good at that, but you write more comedically than i do)

Dialouge. A (again good, but there should be commas instead of periods)

Over all. A

you should work on your spelling lol. close for clothes? i mean come on! paragraphs! the dialouge goes right in with the rest. Its weird but i like it. i think ill start posting a story which im working on right now its 48 pages long so far, its not about RS but i still like it. Then you guys can grade me!--Sir Robin 17:19, 29 March 2007 (UTC) _{i dont mean any offense by any of that ok? take nothing personally}

I can spell. I just type to fast and don't really check it over. =) Ty for your opinion.. Did I really type close? o.o I meant clothes. I am not always comdecal. And my spelling has been slacking unless its a school assignment or am rping. But Pink Dragons are from a quest: "Forgettable Tale of Drunken Dwarf." The dwarf jokes about it. Look at your grammar! And most of the times I use quotes I don't see the places I need commas.. Only ones I need periods give me an example. I can spell, probably just typos. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 15:09, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok, um what do you mean by look at my grammar? But yah i forgive you for the paragraphs the wiki messes it up. And what i meant was for instance, you have a sentence then instead of period (this is when its quoted) you have commas since its not actualy the end of the sentence. Unless its a exclamaition, inquiry, etc, etc. so kk what did ya think of mine?--Sir Robin 22:27, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Its mostly your capitilization. And I liked yours. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 14:02, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] My story

I posted the prolouge to my story, check it out! :*) --Sir Robin 18:05, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Adventurer's tales

I don't read stories on this site. Sorry. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 18:44, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

ok two things one: why? two: i was asking malestro--Sir Robin 19:02, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You Quit?

Eh? What? Why? =/ Sαcrε Fι 01:56, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, heh, fooled me. :) Sαcrε Fι 01:58, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Lol it's still april fools here i had to pull one. I'll change it back in the morning. :) dang i wanted that cabbage ray! _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs 02:07, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Note to self.

Nobody notices me. lol

[edit] WORST WEEK EVER-- THE RANT OF ALL RANTS

Died twice this week, been scammed 3 times.. over 450k lost, i've been ignored, gotten in fight with 2 real friends 10 rs friends, so annoyed on the brink of cussing everyone out. thought about quitting rs, went pking died twice killed noobs and treated them so bad i felt bad, stress out so bad... CLAN IS INACTIvE AND ignorant. lured into wildy twice.. got drunken dwarf 5 times today and kept interupting me.

SWARM NEARLY KILLED ME

GETTING WAY TO MANY GUARDIAN RANDOMS

POOR AS HELL

MAD AS HECK

EVERYONe IS tO busy to spend time with me(liers)

Friends helped someone else with monkey madness but not me

MY IGNORE LIST HIT FULL THIS WEEK

BEEN CALLED NOOB OVER 500 TIMES TODAY AND YESTERDAY AND EVERY DAY this Week!! i'll edit and ad more cause i ain't done! _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs18:34, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Had over ten haircuts in game because kept misclicking

I forgot keys to abut every place that neeeds a key this week

I've had so many people steal rocks, kills, and things this week its not even funny!

Slug menace took over 5 ours to complete because the runes kept getting destroyed!!!!!!!

i had the worst lag ever earlier this week

I always found the pc world and then one game would win and everyone would leave- this week.

[edit] Re: Stats

Because I don't want to. I'd have to update it every time I got a level (eurgh, no thanks), and the highscores do that automatically. JalYt-Xil-Vimescarrot 18:36, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Lol. Want me to make a page, and watch your high scores for you? Lol. _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs14:57, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] About Jack.......And fakes!!

I'm not defending Jack any more, nor am I going against him. He won't do anything to un-scam you or anything. Plus I LOVED your fake runes pic so I made my own! Chiafriend12 23:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re:Hey Scary Feet

Sacre Fi, although I'm not on RuneScape very often (maybe 10 minutes a day?). Sαcrε Fι 23:09, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re:Wb

Heya, welcome then. I might leave for a bit again, but... I like my toes! :( Oddlyoko 17:10, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] About the war with Jack of Horn

I'm going to school in about 15 minutes and then I can talk to Jack. I'll give him a warning, then if he doesn't surrender or give you the whip then we go to war. Chiafriend12 14:56, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

If he surrenders we'll order him to give you a whip or 1.6M. So it's not "whip or war" it's "surrender/whip or war". I think I'll try to beat him up if he refuses. Chiafriend12 15:07, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

WTF, he told me that he was going to give me and Matt 18M (this was 3 weeks ago) and today he said he'll give you the whip next year, and if I ask again he's not giving it to you, nor the 18M to me (which he doens't have lol). Do you want me to continue to tell him to give it to you even after his warning? If I get no answer I'll still tell him over and over. You could send a personal complaint to JaGeX. Chiafriend12 02:49, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RFA

Don't leave the Wiki, we need you here! An RFA is nothing special; I could continue here just fine even if my syssie (sys-sie, get it?) powers were taken from me right now. (On top of that, b'crats can make b'crats and that's all that's different) Oddlyoko ^talk 00:52, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm... I've been here for like more than a year. I was here when it was just User:Merovingian, User:Ace of Risk, and User:X1011 (if I remember all of them right). Sure, I have problems with being here often, but that's cause of real life stuffs, like my college classes. And I've been playing RuneScape since 2003, almost non-stop for a year. I know my stuff, inactive or not. (And I am staying here for a long time, now) Oddlyoko ^talk 04:04, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RFA the 2. (Zomg!)

Thanks for nominating me. You may should have asked me first, because I'm not sure if I need to become a sysop. I'm performing nicely here without admin rights and I'm not so good at noticing what is needed and what is not and then accidentally delete an image someone needs. That's why I'm going to be neutral for myself but thanks anyway. User page "Katshuma" Talk page 13:33, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re:Hey Whip

Ok Malestro heres the answer to your two questions.

• 1. A nomination will be open for at least 2 weeks. The decision to be sysoped will be based on votes. For example one oppose cancels out a support and vice versa. The nomination itself will remain open until the majority either supports or opposes you or you withdraw.
• 2. The two next to your name represents this is your second nomination.
• 3. I know you didn't ask but just to let you know. Neutrals are users that intend to make a vote but just haven't yet come to a decision. These are wildcards and often influence the vote.

--Whiplash 15:54, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re:User Hates Gp

Eh. Sαcrε Fι 23:10, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] me sandbawcks pl0xscorz

I featured you as "an awesome d00d" in it. W00t! Chiafriend12 04:07, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sysop'd!

You are now a sysop as of 16:17, 27 May 2007. Congratulations! Oddlyoko ^talk 16:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Gratz. Syugecin^spam 16:19, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations! In a few hours, your name will be green in the recent changes :) Dtm142 22:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

WOOHOO ME IS TEH SYSOP!!! :D _Malestro ^Talk_c0ntr1bs18:09, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] KBD

Can you come http://runescape.wikia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=31&p=182&sid=b1bc3b78c8c70aaaf62129eefa2caf81#p182

[edit] Broken links

Hello, one of the projects that a few members of the wiki have recently taken up includes tackling Wanted Pages to try to remove red links that are not article names. It seems that either your userpage or talk page have links to articles that no longer exist. I’m sending this message to ask you to remove these red links for your pages, or in 2-3 days I will do it myself. If for some reason you would like to keep the links (and the only case I could see of this is if you are trying to retrieve a forum thread that has been deleted, and have not yet been in contact with Hyenaste) then please leave me a message on my talk page as soon as possible so that I know not to remove these links. If you are unsure of what links your page may include, again please leave a message on my talk page. This is what I plan to do:

• Replace any forum links with [[Forum:Does not exist|link text you had previously]] or, if its just a link to a forum I will replace it with [[Forum:Does not exist|Forum:old forum name]]
• If your page includes a link to a signature that does not exist (most likely Total Rune’s) I will replace the bad link with [[User:User name|User name]]
• Links to fake items will be replaced simply with the item name
• Links to non-existant images will be removed completely
• Links to non-existant user subpages will most likely be replaced with Subpage name

Thank you for your cooperation, and please leave any questions on my talk page. Christine^Talk 15:09, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome Back!

Welcome back Malestro! Ilyas Talk Contribs 15:48, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Raw Chicken

Hi.  :-) Just to say I agree with you on the subject of the raw chicken article - it should not redirect to chicken. Therefore, I have reverted the redirect, and have attempted to improve the article as was. I would appreciate help.  :-)

The user who redirected the page is not a vandal, but I do disagree with making an article about an item redirect to an article about a monster (which I think is what chickens are categorised as). There may be further discussion on the talk page if other people disagree though, so stay tuned!

Best wishes, Leevclarke 22:17, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Farming

Re: the graphic at the top of the Farming article. Having it full-size in a frame is too big for the screen resolution I use when playing RuneScape (800x600, so that I can see the gaming screen more clearly). Having the picture in full size is not necessary, as it only illustrates what a typical farming area might look like.

Having this as a thumbnail does not detract significantly from people reading the article, but having it full size causes it to actually "break out" of the article width on the screen. It encroaches on the left-hand menu, and forces the beginning of the text (the article, which is what this page is supposed to be!) to begin underneath the picture itself.

It's a terrible look for the article, and in my mind at least it is undoubtedly inappropriate.

I will copy this onto the discussion page for others to contribute to, but for the moment I will leave as you have reverted it.

Many thanks.  :-) Leevclarke 16:07, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] External Links

Why are we directing people to other fansites? Shouldn't this wiki strive to be the complete knowledge base for runescape players? To add other websites "guides" completly undermines everything this wiki should be about. I will be on the IDC and RS if you want to discuss Atlandy 16:11, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Before you run off to ban me, let discuss this issue and I will be happy to explain what my reasoning is. I am on IDC and rs as atlandy. I would like to discuss Atlandy 16:22, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Do you think it is neccessary to have links to other sites that say the same thing we do? Do we need a like to a farming guise when we can produce one (maybe even superior) here? Is a link to a personal blog with a "story" about the sandwich lady vital? Perhaps what is an appropiate external link should be dicussed. The fact that we are linking to sites that provide the same information as us is dumb. I "get" the whole they have maps we cant have thing, but if we are linking to other sites becasue of lazines, then that should be addressed Atlandy 14:05, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Fall Wikifest

With your permision, I would like to organize the fall wikifest. Ilyas and I have gone over a few things, and we would like to move forward. I understand that I am not an admin (nor do I want to become one at this time), but I do plan events for a living(see www.thedonkeyparty.com, or www.myspace.com/thedonkeyparty). This project needs focus and leadership to make it the largest wikifest and to drive additonal wikians towards our site. If, at any time, I step on any toes, I apologize. I will try and make this the biggest one yet. Thanks in advance. Atlandy 17:26, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I have created a sub user page for all admins to have discussion about the Autumn Wiki Fest. This page may be found here. It is also currently on the sitenotice. Although it is not protected, this page is to be posted on only by Administrators, with the exception of Atlandy. Well, have a nice day. Ilyas Talk Contribs 17:55, 26 August 2007 (UTC) _{Please note that this is a chain message and has been sent to all users with the above message on their talk page.}

[edit] Wanted pages cleanup

Hi Malestro, I have made an edit to your userpage to clear up Special:Wantedpages. You can review my actions in the page history. Thanks =) CFLM ^{Talk # Sign} 09:25, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Easter

Hi, This is a bit early but because I am going away soon:

Dear Malestro, On behalf of the RuneScape Wiki, I would like to wish you a Happy Easter!

08:41, 6 April 2009 (UTC)