My main use of this page is as a link to sandboxes, since I'm not particularly good with wiki-commands, and would like somewhere semi-private to make alterations to pages before they go public. Please, don't think that I am actually whatever I happen to be testing out below! (In the sandboxes, you silly people!)
Anyway, I'm going to be constantly updating this (well, whenever I get time), so if there's anything you can think of that I need to add, change or whatever, please, don't be afraid to tell me.
Well, I tend to get around the internet a fair bit, but no longer have the time around that I used to. Nowadays, I mess about on Runescape, follow a few D&D/D20/MtG things (mainly the main sites, respectively), as well as watch a bit of DA, and other general things like that.
I try to keep the RuneScape Wiki as up-to-date as possible in my spare time, but don't even begin to think that there's a lot of that.
One of my other "handles" online would be "Korlus" - if you recognise it, feel free to drop me a line whenever you want. I'll usually answer changes to my talk page fairly swiftly.
Well, when exams finish, I'll get back to raising Runecrafting and Magic alternately. I'll probably go and complete a few quests while I'm at it (I'm fairly random for that sort of thing), however for the next month or so, don't expect to see a dramatic change in those there stats. If you need to get hold of me, leave a message on My Talk Page, or, try to get hold of me on RuneScape (I tend to live on World 105, or 106 if ever 105 gets crowded).
I may forget to update these, (and yes, I'm taking them from somewhere else, before you accuse me of it - but the list has been passed around so many times, I can no longer give credit to the original author, as I am not sure who it is):
Closing my eyes while falling will not give me a 50% miss chance to not hit the ground.
Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.
Ogres are not kosher.
Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
When surrendering I am to hand the sword over HILT first.
Drow are not "good eatin'
The Goddess' of Marriage chosen weapon is not the whip.
There is no such skill as 'improvised cooking'
Not allowed to use the time machine for booty calls.
No matter how well I roll, a squirrel cannot carry a horse and rider at full sprint.
There is no 'annoy' setting on a phaser.
I am not allowed any artistic license while translating.
When accepting a challenge for a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a pistol.
The elf's name is not Legolam.
My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'.
If the gun can't fit through the x-ray machine, it doesn't go on the plane.
My maid does not know kung fu.
When the other guy picks swords for the choice of weapons, that does not leave me pistols.
Not allowed to steal my own soul.
My third wish cannot be 'I wish you wouldn't grant this wish'.
If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have it.
I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.
If the king rewards me with a forest, I am to assume he intends for me to keep it a forest.
If a black op requires me to impersonate an employee, I cannot bill the target for overtime.
Not allowed to attempt to kill the Hutt by pouring salt on him.
It is assumed that my mechwarrior knows at least what one of the buttons in his cockpit does.
Sprechen Sie Bang-Bang? is not real German.
Can't avoid going on an epic quest with the excuse "Can't find a sitter".
Power Word: (Beer Me) is not a real spell.
It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the same dad.
Not allowed to setup the main villain with the mad scientist's sister.
Female minotaurs do not have udders. This issue is closed.
If you're a visitor to my page, please feel free to sign your name here (don't be afraid to start a new line). I may add numbers if there get to be too many, but since I severely doubt that, please - just sign your name!
(I've put mine in just so it doesn't look that bare)
It may seem like a silly thing, but I'm looking on getting together a collection of "must read" articles for newbies on how to edit a wiki - if you can think of one, don't be afraid to edit it into here! Thanks!