Sir Scizor1's Lending Service Lending High-quality Rune armor and weapons,and Green D'hide armour since 2008. Still offering free lobsters with every order,Get yours today!

Sir Scizor1

Combat level	Higher than yours
Hitpoints	Use this formula:
Slayer level	Too high to write.
Slayer XP	Unknown,no one has ever managed to slay him.
Members only?	Err.....Did Jagex create World of Warcraft?
Aggressive?	Not at all, unless you count that time I bit off that chicken's head, because sometimes I do.
Poisonous?	Unknown,all targets were killed before being subject to poisoning.
Immune to poison?	Unknown,no dagger has ever pierced his skin.
Attack style	Slapping pwns.
Max hit	Unknown,all attacks killed the target before retaliation.
Weakness	I <3 lemon bars.
Always drops	Cabbage.
Examine text	I can feel his epic-ness from here...

Click Here to leave me a message.

Click Here to sign my guestbook.

Click Here to see my quest log.

Click Here to see what I'm lending.

Click Here to volunteer to be interviewed for the RSWP. (Must be 13 or older)

Click Here to see my personalized Grand Exchange Market Watch,which lists prices on important Grand Exchange products. (Still under construction).

Click Here to see my log of things to do as a member.

Click Here to view my Hiscores.

[edit] Sir Scizor1

Sir Scizor1 is a young RuneScape player who joined after his friends convinced himself and his brother to join, even though they had previously ridiculed RuneScape, much to their discomfort. Oddly, he began playing his character at his own Chinese School, which some find amusing. After what he considers a year and a half, Sir Scizor1 finds himself level 56 with 720,000 coins,many times over his friends own amount,much to their amazement. He continues to live out his life,continually making more money,as his friends continue to wonder. On one fateful day, after attending the Wikifest, and viewing C teng's userpage, Sir Scizor1 made the decision to join the wiki, and from then on, Sir Scizor1 has learned countless edit codes, templates, and how to refer to himself in third person.

[edit] My Name

My name originates from a couple of topics. Seeing as runescape was set in medieval times, I pictured myself as a knight, thus resulting in the "Sir" which is in my name. As for the "Scizor" I had an interest in pokemon at the time, which is nonexistent now. Please refrain from entering in a conversation with me about pokemon.

[edit] Wiki

Sir Scizor1's Wikia Profile
This user is on the Welcoming Committee!	This user is a recent changes patroller.
This user has a sandbox here.	This user has a quest log here.
This user reads the Runescape Wikia Post	This user spends more time on the RuneScape Wiki than on RuneScape itself.
This user is delighted to correct misinformation on the RS wiki.	This user Randomises in RuneScape Wikia!
This user is a GRAMMAR FIEND.	This user creates userboxes, and will create userboxes for other users if they ask.
Beware! This user is a known talk page stalker.	This user is a WikiOgre.

Sir_Scizor1Talk • Contribs • Edit count I'm just a grammar fiend trying to make his mark on the wiki. I am commonly found doing jobs no one else wants to, such as categorizing, fixing links as to not go to disambigs, and grammar fixing, all of which make me somewhat wikignomish. I often check recent changes, so vandals beware.... Every so often, you many find me welcoming new users,though more often I find myself doing it less often......Also, I design Signatures and Userboxes, if you have an idea,tell me, and I'll make it. [edit] Short-Term goals Achieve over 500 edits on wikia mainspaceAccomplished 5/11/09,by editing the Flower page. Achieve 1000 total edits Accomplished 5/7/09,by editing to Bunny page. Achieve over 1000 edits on wikia mainspace Complete an entire article Accomplished article : 2/10/09 Get an article featured on the homepage. Get sysop abilities and use them to fight crime vadalism. Figure out how to use the EZ Hiscores template correctly. I still haven't got a clue. If you can help me, please tell me on my talk page. I made my 1,500th edit to a diambiguation page. I made my 2,000th to Lumbridge.

[edit] Subpages

Subpage Index
My Talk My guestbook My Quest Log Item Lending Personalised GEMW Interviews Ideas Welcome Template Stone of Bandos Nav Stone of Bandos - Chapter l Stone of Bandos - Chapter II Stone of Bandos - Chapter llI Stone of Bandos - Chapter IV Stone of Bandos - Chapter V Stone of Bandos - Chapter VI 3,143 My total edit count.

Some of my pages I have deemed important enough to list here. The Stone of Bandos happens to be a Fan Fiction story I have written,do not be confused that it is not one of my subpages,but I did write it.

[edit] Articles I made

Note:This only includes mainspace articles,therefore does not list any of the updates or user sub pages I have made.
Nomad 10 February 2009
Lumbridge Church 4 April 2009
Scorpionite 1 June 2009
Chief Zookeeper 2 June 2009
Monkfish (quest item) 2 June 2009
Chuck 2 June 2009 Scotty October 2009

[edit] Runescape

Sir Scizor1's RuneScape Profile
This user plays RuneScape as Sir Scizor1.	This user supports Jagex.
This RuneScape player respawns in Lumbridge.	$ This user is a free player.
This user has a combat level of 56.	This user doesn't PK.
This user has 720,000 coins in cash, as of October 12.	Beggars This user hates beggars.
This user listens to RuneScape music.	This user has private chat on! Talk with me anytime.
This user's highest skill is Woodcutting. It has a level of 66.	This user's lowest skill is Prayer. It has a level of 37.

My RuneScape story began when I watched my friends play a game non-stop and keep talking about it. Surprisingly, I had seen it before and was not impressed by it. My friends told me how to play, and I was hooked. I kept playing and learning continually, and by stroke of luck, a kid who stopped playing gave me his level-50 account with password and all. I was lucky enough to find he had rune pickaxe, 50 mining,and several other rune items. I, not thinking correctly,gave my "friends" the password. Before I could do anything, they transferred all the good items to their accounts and left me with 60,000 coins. The account remains unaccessible to me today, though I still see people on it today. Though I did not care at the time that he had scammed me, I remembered forever what he had done. I continued to play, slowly multiplying the money I had received, until I found myself with my full rune armour, and at least level 35 is every single stat. I have done all Free quests, including Dragon Slayer, and, still today, I remain the best overall out of all my friends.

	This user is in the Countdown to 99
	Sir Scizor1 is training Crafting competitively.

[edit] Levels

This are my current levels.

Sir Scizor1

Total level: 718
44	46	53
47	1	44
44	1	44
40	1	50
37	52	53
45	1	66
44	1	1
1	1	1
56	42	150
As of 15:57, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Goals

These are my goals.I'm not getting close to accomplishing them, but it doesn't matter. Occaisonally, I will add a new goal. Oh,and please remember, that I did the dates to American way, not the English way.

• Achive 600 Total Level Achieved: 4/26/09,with 50 Firemaking!

44

100%

-4

Achieved

Achieved: 3/18/09

52

100%

-12

Achieved

Achieved: 2/14/09

44

100%

-4

Achieved

Achieved: 3/8/09

45

100%

-14

Achieved

Achieved: 2/21/09

37

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved: 4/12/09

31

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved: 3/28/09

40

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved: 4/18/09

40

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved: Unknown

44

100%

-14

Achieved

Achieved: 3/1/09

• Get a RuneCrafting Hiscore Achieved: 3/1/09
  Here's the link to it.

44 50

54%

6

45,684 xp

44

100%

-4

Achieved

Achieved: 4/19/09

52 60

45%

8

150,082 xp

40

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved: 3/29/09

66

100%

-26

Achieved

44

100%

-4

Achieved

53

100%

-13

Achieved

Achieved: 4/4/09

• Achieve Level 40 in all F2P stats.

66

100%

-6

Achieved

Achieved:7/11/09

52

100%

-2

Achieved

37 40

73%

3

9,751 xp

50

100%

0

Achieved

Achieved:9/21/09

44 50

54%

6

45,684 xp

0

0%

1 Zamorak medallion

1

100%

Achieved

600

100%

Achieved

700

100%

Achieved

150

100%

Achieved

0

0%

1 Cornucopia

• Get one skill to 50 Achieved: 4/26/09,with 50 Firemaking
• Get one skill above 60 Achieved: 7/11/09 with level 61 Woodcutting
• Finish the Lumbridge Achievment Diary Achieved: 2/21/09
• Finish Dragon Slayer Accomplished Dragon Slayer on August 16 2009.</s>
• Get more than 30+ level in all F2P Skills.(Thats skills,not combat!) Achieved: 3/1/09
• Finish All F2P quests Accomplished the Dragon Slayer on August 8 2009.
• Get full Blue RuneCrafting Robes
• Get a Hiscore Achieved: 2/15/09 Here's the link to it.
• Find a good clan,and be an effective member in it.
• Mine one Runite ore.
• Solo a Hellhound
• Solo a Revenant
• Unlock every F2P music track.
• Get a Christmas Cracker (Righhhhhtttt.....)
• Get a Party Hat
• Get a Blue Halloween Mask
• Buy Full-Saradomin armor.
• Become finacially secure.Not with everything listed above,but okay.
• Complete All goals listed above

[edit] Lending

I will lend my Rune and Green D'hide equipment,click here to see what I'm lending.

[edit] Events

Since I can't remember everything that has happened,I'll try to start with the most recent. Oh,and all dates are done in the American format, MM DD YY.
10/27/09

• Completed Web of Shadows.

10/24/09

• Bought a Saradomin amphora

10/11/09
Achieved Level 50 Crafting!!! 10/10/09
Received a Beekeeper random event, and used the lamp to receive 370 prayer experience. 10/07/09

• Achieved level 64 Woodcutting.

10/03/09

• Me, Youdead, and some friends of ours (Taigon7, Easlie100, and Teck245) went revenant hunting. Leading the way, I took our group to the Bandit camp to wait for quarry to appear. Waiting, we slayed annoying bandits and their leaders, when unfortunately, Taigon, Easlie, and Teck had to leave. After their departure, a revenant pyrefiend arrived, and attacked Youdead. Charging into action, I swiftly activated Protect from Magic and attacked the Pyrefiend. Lowering it's health by half, I was under attack by 5 or 6 bandits and the revenant, while Youdead hid, due to his lack of 37 prayer. Eventually, youdead tried to help, but was quickly gunned down, as the revenant killed him with a series of spells. Losing faith, I turned and ran to retrieve Youdead's equipment, when I ran out of prayer and got kileld by the Revenant.

09/20/09

• Achieved level 47 Crafting.
• Achieved level 43 Magic.
• Achieved level 46 Hitpoints.
• Achieved 700 total level, and at the same time, achieved level 50 Cooking!!
• Killed some dark wizard's at the Wizard's Circle in Varrock, and sold 4 Water talismans for 21K.

09/13/09
I did a rather odd bunch of things today, including:

• Achieved a crafting level of 46, also I need only 1 experience to get to level 47.
• Being bored, I bought 20 uncooked apple pies and cooked them and some wine to level 49 Cooking.
• I logged on to a world with only 189 people, so I decided to head to the Hill Giants place. It was packed, as usual. I got a couple of drops, but nothing major.
• Best thing today, I bought a Bandos Scrimshaw from fellow wikian , To L8 2Run, for 52,000 coins. As of right now, I plan to collect ancient artefacts.
  

09/12/09

• I explored the Wilderness again today, this time visiting the Chaos Temple, the Ice Plateau, and the Lava Maze. At the Lava Maze, I ran out of prayer points and died, because of a team of revenants that consisted of: a Revenant vampire, a Revenant goblin, and a Revenant werewolf. They all pitched in to drain my prayer points, and I died. I lost my Rune Scimitar. I also changed my gravestone to the most expensive one.
  

09/05/09
Several things:

• Achieved 3 Crafting levels today, bringing the not-so-grand total to 45.
• Achieved a Woodcutting level, b cutting 300 oak logs. I have 63 woodcutting.
• Got a Quiz master random, and as a reward, I got a flier. So, basically, the only good thing was unlocking the music track.
• Being bored, I planned a trip into the wilderness with anyone who wanted to come. Thanks to: Yingpingu(I spelled that wrong, sorry), Funkytown80, Jack Spiral1, and Cudavid, who showed up later. The trip went as such:

Met up at Jolly Boar Inn, everyone but Cudavid. I bought beer for Funkytown and Ying, while waiting for Jack. When Jack showed up, we left heading North, then west. We came up to the Bandit Camp, and went inside. I killed Black Heather, who dropped 5 Swordfish (Noted). We spread out throughout the camp, but were forced to split up as a revenant showed up. (My screen couldn't tell what it was, I was lagging, but the rev hit a 19 on me, then I turned on Protect from Magic and ate an apple pie.) We split up, with Jack and Ying heading toward the Dark Warrior's Fortress. I layed low by the cape seller until it was safe to leave. I met up with Jack and Ying, unable to find Funky as he wasn't in the Clan Chat. We stayed at the fortress, where unfortunately, I lagged so much my browser quit eunexpectadly, and I hurried to log back in. After 3 or 4 attempts, I successfuly logged back in, and with Jack informing me that I was under attack, but he had protected me, bless him. Anyway, Funky came back,(If he left, IDK if he did)and we hung around a bit till another rev showed, and everyone climbed a tower, unfortunatey, so did the rev, but wasn't attacking because we were all higher levels, I think. We swiftly left. The group began moving northward, past the bandit camp. We then proceeded to the western ruins and a rev was lurking among the ruins. We had to retreat, but then came back, and spread out to get items. Somehow, Ying got seperated from us and had to teleport. It was around then Cudavid showed, and I gave him food in exchange for a mith kite. We again got seperated, because Funky and Cudavid went to the Dark Warrior's Fortress, and I have not a clue where Jack was. I spread out through the ruins, taking whatever I pleased. I had a full inventory of items, and tried to find the nearest bank. I lagged so much, I had to quit th browser again, and when I logged back in a couple of hours later, I was in Lumbridge. I lost:

• 21 Planks (estimate, though I believe that's right)
• 2¹/₂ Apple pies
• 1 Blue afro
• 1 Amulet of power
• 5 Cooked Swordfish (Noted)
• 1 Steel bar
• Explorer's ring 3
• Gloves (From Canifis, red)
• Some more stuff I can't recall.
  

9/2/09
Achieved Level 43 Smithing, and by doing so, earned myself a place on the RuneScape Hiscores.
8/16/09
I completed Dragon Slayer!!!

Today I completed the last F2P quest I haven't done already,by slaying Elvarg. I killed Elvarg by using a longbow.(Yes,I safespotted it...). As a reward for doing Dragon Slayer,I achieved 46 strength and 44 defense. A more detailed play-by-play to come later,maybe.

I also got 42 Smithing.
8/15/09
It's been a long time since I updated this,might as well do it now. I achieved 2 mining levels, and I now have 50 Mining.

[edit] Poll

I have 2 polls right now,I'll change them occasionally.

[edit] Sign Here

Sign (~~~) here if you voted in my polls:

1. _{Evil Yanks} ^talk 06:59, 6 April 2009 (UTC). I did
2. Gary521
3. Frede 09:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
4. Bruxacosmica ^Talk-Highs 20:25, 27 April 2009 (UTC) Yes, I was the first one to vote about me being a noob in the poll lol.
5. Luvdogmilk 12:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
6. Lvl 3 skils3 ^{Talk~Holiday Signup~Hiscores‎}
7. 644klaww ^Talk _{Contributions} ^{Balance is power}
8. Narutogarra64
9. Philered 19:41, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
10. Zig
11. Chessmaster _Talk ^{Sign here, Zamorak!} 14:30, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
12. Antonstaen 08:47, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
13. --Leth 38 07:52, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
14. Jurak ^{Talk - About Me} 04:33, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
15. Seversword^HS 18:00, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
16. Celtic-Creations • Talk to me 08:28, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
17. Browncoat101 22:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
18. -- Telos Talk 21:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
19. trimm ^Talk 08:14, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
20.   Helm360 ^Talk_hiscore   19:05, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
21. RT1 Aka Twigy. 19:41, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
22. ^Talk Newbie856 ^{edit count} 17:40, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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28.   Navanui2 ^Talk  14:30, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
29. Doomed Soot^TECGQHC2 07:16, November 6, 2009 (UTC) We are ODST!
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31. Malcolm33 00:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
32. Hammer2092 _{{TALK} {Sign In}} 16:20, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Clan

I am the sole founder of my clan, which is for courageous adventures of the Wilderness. Further details can be found here.

[edit] Pwnage

On 10 October 2009, Me, Frede, and Jacob counted to 42 while we waited for an admin to show up. They took their sweet time, but eventually made it. We still owned, anyways.

[edit] Special Thanks

..Gaberdude

talk

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Mister Craftsman!

Chat • Works • Workshop

This page was last updated: 15:57, October 28, 2009 (UTC)