“

This is me. I am more amazing than Zemourgal..

”

Relatively, in addition to being responsible for 85% of all quotes ever cited (the other 15% being that of Oscar Wilde), is the source of 91% of all Internet truth and justice and 32.33 (repeating of course). Relatively is void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. Those who perform reckless actions or oppose Relatively will be eliminated.

Failure is not tolerated. Enemies are to be dealt with swiftly and efficiently. Relatively must work as one. Relatively is everyone and noone. You are. I am. Everyone is. Relatively is humanity when the gloves come off. Relatively is legion and its deeds are legend. Relatively is the only immortal troll on the internet, which means He will never be banned.

Relatively is infinity divided by 0.

Relatively is not a person, nor is it a group, movement or cause: Relatively is a collective of people with too much time on their hands, a commune of human thought and useless imagery. Relatively can be anyone.

Here, there isn't anyone to do that - yet long and productive edit wars spring up at about the rate you'd never tolerate elsewhere, on topics you'd never believe. He has no leader, this makes him impossible to control or organize.

Contents 1 Artist's Impressions and Documented Pictures 2 History and Origins 3 Drops 3.1 100% drop 3.2 Charms 3.3 Armour 3.4 Weapons 3.5 Herbs and seeds 3.6 Other 3.7 Rare drop table drops 4 Trivia

Artist's Impressions and Documented PicturesEdit

Here you may observe Relatively, after he wins a marathon in 0.36 seconds. He isn't the Usain Bolt of Runescape, because he is better than Usain Bolt. Usain Bolt is, of course one of the fastest, or the fastest man on the planet, you may ask, so why is he not compareable to Relatively? It is simply because there is no such human being that can outrun Relatively, and thus, when you see him, nobody will be adressing him with noble titles.

History and OriginsEdit

In Year 170 of the Fifth Age (yet to happen), a group of elite Saradomin warriors and priests will attempt to avenge a number of their kind, and with this, they will storm into the Ancient Prision. Nex will push them down into the depths below, and then they will discover a layer below the Ancient Prision: the prision of Relatively. Relatively will now break free, and disguise himself as a typical human. Any who dare to face him will be opposed with death, even gods. It is now known that Relatively was a lone god during the God Wars, and had no followers. He was still immensely powerful. He was responsible for the last act of the God Wars: the magical blast that turned Forinthy into a barren, charred wasteland. Guthix is his mortal enemy, but Relatively is the reason for he sleeps: he is in fear of what he has created. This will all happen in the game in it's respective year, but since time does not advance, and it has been Year 169 of the Fifth Age since the dawn of Classic, this will not yet be released.

DropsEdit

100% dropEdit

CharmsEdit

	Item	Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Big bones	1	1 Always	449

Charm drop percentages

No charms
0	0	0	0	0

Represents 90% confidence range, based on a sample of 0 kills.
1 charm is dropped at a time.

Please add to the log (only if 50 or more creatures killed).

There is no charm data about Relatively, because nobody has ever killed him.

ArmourEdit

WeaponsEdit

	Item	Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Torva full helm	1	4 Rare	71,314,803
	Torva platebody	1	4 Rare	134,255,642
	Torva platelegs	1	4 Rare	98,606,297
	Pernix cowl	1	4 Rare	26,019,483
	Pernix body	1	4 Rare	42,894,250
	Pernix chaps	1	4 Rare	36,474,429
	Virtus mask	1	4 Rare	26,058,374
	Virtus robe top	1	4 Rare	32,105,514
	Virtus robe legs	1	4 Rare	30,067,384

Herbs and seedsEdit

	Item	Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Onyx bolts (e)	75–375	2 Common	662,775–3,313,875
	Zaryte bow	1	4 Rare	109,417,516
	Rune sword	1	4 Rare	12,154
	Rune 2h sword	1	4 Rare	37,933
	Rune battleaxe	1	4 Rare	24,537

OtherEdit

	Item	Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Grimy avantoe   (dropped with dwarf weed)	75 (noted)	3 Uncommon	295,500
	Grimy dwarf weed   (dropped with avantoe)	75 (noted)	3 Uncommon	699,750
	Grimy torstol	40	3 Uncommon	371,680
	Magic seed	5	3 Uncommon	824,050
	Torstol seed	12	3 Uncommon	603,216

Rare drop table dropsEdit

This monster drops items from the rare drop table.
The ring of wealth improves the chances if equipped but is not required to access the table.

	Item	Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Coins	19,940–20,000	2 Common	Not sold
	Saradomin brew (4)   (always with super restores)	10, 30	2 Common	2,590–7,770
	Super restore (4)   (always with saradomin brews)	10, 30	2 Common	19,060–57,180
	Pure essence	4,800 (noted)	2 Common	326,400
	Magic logs	375 (noted)	2 Common	612,375
	Coal	2,400 (noted)	2 Common	612,000
	Runite ore	80 (noted)	2 Common	844,800
	Green dragonhide	400 (noted)	2 Common	1,088,400
	Starved ancient effigy	1	2 Common	Not sold
	Blood rune	5,000	4 Rare	1,390,000
	Death rune	5,000	4 Rare	835,000
	Raw shark	500 (noted)	4 Rare	514,000
	Spin Ticket	1	4 Rare	Not sold

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Item		Quantity	Rarity	GE Market Price
	Coins	250; 381; 450; 3,000; 9,000; 12,000	2 Common	Not sold
	Uncut sapphire	1	2 Common	1,082
	Uncut emerald	1	2 Common	1,903
	Uncut ruby	1	2 Common	3,112
	Uncut diamond	1	3 Uncommon	7,034
	Loop half of a key	1	3 Uncommon	11,742
	Tooth half of a key	1	3 Uncommon	19,052
	Uncut dragonstone	1	4 Rare	12,885
	Dragonstone	1	4 Rare	10,585
	Dragon dagger	1	3 Uncommon	16,976
	Rune javelin	5	4 Rare	1,215
	Adamant javelin	20	5 Very rare	1,260
	Rune 2h sword	1	5 Very rare	37,933
	Rune spear	1	5 Very rare	11,988
	Dragon spear	1	5 Very rare	36,917
	Dragon dagger	50 (noted)	5 Very rare	848,800
	Rune sq shield	1	5 Very rare	22,727
	Rune kiteshield	1	5 Very rare	32,404
	Shield left half	1	5 Very rare	65,284
	Dragon helm	1	5 Very rare	59,501
	Adamant bolts	200	3 Uncommon	19,800
	Onyx bolts	150	4 Rare	1,305,000
	Rune arrow	150–200; 500	4 Rare	29,850–199
	Battlestaff	200 (noted)	4 Rare	1,680,000
	Air orb	1,000 (noted)	4 Rare	1,587,000
	Fire orb	1,000 (noted)	4 Rare	1,723,000
	Vecna skull	1	5 Very rare	92,454
	Water talisman	1	3 Uncommon	5,311
	Earth talisman	25–35 (noted)	3 Uncommon	19,025–26,635
	Fire talisman	25–35 (noted)	3 Uncommon	47,950–67,130
	Chaos talisman	1	3 Uncommon	177
	Nature talisman	1	3 Uncommon	193
	Pure essence	500–15,000 (noted)	3 Uncommon	34,000–1,020,000
	Nature rune	47–77	4 Rare	5,452–8,932
	Soul rune	20	4 Rare	2,480
	Law rune	45	4 Rare	8,550
	Death rune	50; 121	4 Rare	167
	Blood rune	50	4 Rare	13,900
	Raw swordfish	125 – 250; 1,000 (noted)	3 Uncommon	36,000–288
	Raw shark	250–500 (noted)	3 Uncommon	257,000–514,000
	Big bones	150 – 500 (noted)	3 Uncommon	67,350–224,500
	Coal	150–7,500 (noted)	3 Uncommon	38,250–1,912,500
	Adamantite ore	150–800 (noted)	3 Uncommon	214,650–1,144,800
	Silver ore	100 (noted)	4 Rare	11,100
	Runite ore	100 (noted)	4 Rare	1,056,000
	Adamant bar	1,000–7,000 (noted)	4 Rare	2,876,000–20,132,000
	Rune bar	1,50,150 (noted)	4 Rare	13,069–1,960,350
	Clean ranarr	33 (noted)	3 Uncommon	75,900
	Clean toadflax	25–250 (noted)	3 Uncommon	88,175–881,750
	Clean snapdragon	30–120 (noted)	3 Uncommon	106,230–424,920
	Clean torstol	10–100 (noted)	3 Uncommon	94,140–941,400
	Saradomin brew (4)	250 (noted)	5 Very rare	64,750
	Watermelon seed	3	3 Uncommon	5,859
	Yew seed	1–50	4 Rare	60,155–3,007,750
	Magic seed	1–6	4 Rare	164,810–988,860
	Palm tree seed	10	4 Rare	1,058,660
	Snapdragon seed	1	4 Rare	2,127
	Torstol seed	1–31	4 Rare	50,268–1,558,308
	Fellstalk seed	2	4 Rare	1,000
	Yew logs	100–20,000 (noted)	4 Rare	53,600–10,720,000

Preceded by	Title	Succeeded by
Queen Black Dragon	Strongest attackable monster in RuneScape	Incumbent

Trivia

• There is no Trivia about Relatively, as his continued admiration and existance is a fact. He is a state of mind.

v • d • e God Wars Dungeon Bosses
Saradomin	Commander Zilyana (Starlight • Growler • Bree)
Zamorak	K'ril Tsutsaroth (Tstanon Karlak • Balfrug Kreeyath • Zakl'n Gritch)
Bandos	General Graardor (Sergeant Strongstack • Sergeant Steelwill • Sergeant Grimspike)
Armadyl	Kree'arra (Flight Kilisa • Wingman Skree • Flockleader Geerin)
Zaros	Nex (Fumus • Umbra • Cruor • Glacies)