User:Heres John E - The RuneScape Wiki

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I have basically stopped playing this game, so I will most likely no longer be on this wikia.

John E, aka Th Chair Man (no 'e'), is a level 72 internets user. Yeah and I started this wiki account on May 1st. Oh yeah, and I don't take anything on the internets seriously, so if I say this site or RS sucks or I call a user lame or say I owned/pwned him/her it's most likely to be not really true. I tend to not capitilize letters, I often type run-on sentences, spell poorly, and often begin sentences incorrectly, but I still have a B in level 3 (out of 4) sophmore english class!

[edit] Events

Yeah, saw this in another guys user page so I thought I should start early

->Early 2007: I created a RuneScape account.

->5-1-07: I signed up on this site.

->5-1-07: RuneScape Wiki began to suddenly suck, hmmmm I wonder why.

->5-2-07: I got a not completley terrible signature.

->5-7-07: Creation for "Th Shop" began.

->5-9-07: I turned 16.

->5-9-07: I remade my signature a bit

->5-9-07: Page added for Th Shop.

->5-18-07: Page deleted for Th Shop.

->5-20-07: Signature made even better.

->6-2-07: I reached over 100k gold in my bank.

->6-16-07/6-17-07: I went on my my first player killing trip with Syugecin and Tawn21, we were beyond sucessful.

->6-18-07: (I am not positive on this date.) A punk scamed me out of 15k, unlucky for him there are enough password hacks on the internets. (I am really going to hack his account, so don't report me).

->6-19-07: Last exam, thus my last day being a sophmore.

->6-20-07: I made it on to the RuneScape high scores, with my superior runecrafting skills.

->6-23-07: I mined my first mithril ore.

->6-24-07: Basically, remind me to never, ever, ever, ever, EVER go player killing with Lowee 209; he is by far one of the worst team player killers out there.

->8-26-07: I started to play this game after not playing for basically 2 months.

[edit] Th Chair Man

I play RuneScape under the name "Th Chair Man". As you may be able to guess from my name and from one of my userboxes, I am Lord of the Chairs. I trying to get some pictures of my guy here so be patient on that. If you run into me in the wilderness 95% of the time I will be lightly armed because I am just going out to gather runes that spawn out there. If you run into me anywhere else I may be cursing at highway men, chillen in the Dwarfen Mines, street performing in Varrock, or running around telling people to alert the internets.

My Awesome Userboxes

This user is Lord of the Chairs.

This user plays RuneScape
as Th Chair Man.

This user is a member of THE MINING CLAN.

This user is a member of the Turning Forces Clan!!!

This user is in the Crafting Guild.

This user is in the Monastery.

This user is in the Champions' Guild.

This user has completed the Stronghold of Security

This user has one or more pieces of a chicken costume.

$	This user is a free player.

Beggars

This user hates beggars.

2007

This user has been playing RuneScape since 2007.

[edit] Goals & To-Do List

Incase you are not exactly that smart, this is where I put my goals and things I should do.

33

40

49%

7

18,977 xp

58

60

81%

2

49,276 xp

43

50

49%

7

50,934 xp

37

43

54%

6

22,926 xp

42

50

44%

8

55,804 xp

30

33

73%

3

4,884 xp

Beat the Shield of Arrav quest, geez I haven't bothered with that since I started playing.
~~Get into the Champions' Guild.~~
Get into the Mining Guild.
Tell more players to fight with their bare hands.
Sell my nature runes.
Spread propaghanda throughout the land.
Level up to God of the Chairs.
~~Get over 100,000 gold.~~
Get a total of 500 levels.
~~Get over 150,000 gold.~~
Sell my amulets of magic.
Sell my amulets of defence.
Build up my army.
Get a ton of cosmic runes.

[edit] John E's RuneScape Pawn Shop

This is where I will post things I am selling or buying. Anybody that buys or sells from me gains respect points.

[edit] Buying

~~Rune essence.~~
~~Anti-dragon shields.~~
Bones, lots of them.
Blue party hat.
Green party hat.
Cosmic runes.

[edit] Selling

Magic amulets.
Defence amulets.
Nature runes.
10 Death runes.
Gold bars.

[edit] Clans, Corporations, ect.

These are clans, corporations, clubs, gangs, and all other things I am in.

The Mining Clan
The Turning Forces Clan

[edit] People that don't suck

This is a list of people that don't suck and have my respect, which is worth more that a green party hat but not a blue one. I decided to post the signatures of the RuneScape Wikia users, that way you can access their user page, talk, and all that other junk.

Chasngcars
Christine
Fofo
John E^blabering
Momento Mori _{Real Pain}^{Not Champagne}
Syugecin^spam
Sαcrε Fι
Spitfire ^talk

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/05/220px-Balsac_SOTU.png

Those who have made it to this list should feel incredibly accomplished that they have done such an accomplishment to be place on this Wall of Glory.

[edit] Pages I have made or greatly improved

Dog which changed into Sheepdog, but i have done a bit for both of them. That's about it.

[edit] Miscellaneous

This is miscellaneous stuff that I felt should be included in my user page. This was created because other people have this kind of crap in their user pages.

-This is my crappy YTMND user page-> http://ytmnd.com/users/Heres-John-E/

-This is my AWESOME freewebs page, but if you are offended by basically anything, don't go there-> http://www.freewebs.com/john-e/

[edit] Videos I enjoy

These are funny, awesome, or muzak videos I enjoy.

PISS-Lick it Up

The A-Team Season 5 introduction

[edit] Awesome Pictures

Do me a favor, and emphasize on the "Awesome" part.

I will upload it again soon, but not on this site.

I really just got this screenshot for what the guy was saying to me in the private chat.

Heres John E 399 edits since May 1, 2007