Requests for Presidunt of UniverseEdit

Sacre, the supreme ruler of teh RunEscape Wiki, First of his name, King of BureaucratsEdit

I would like to nominate Sacre Fi for the presidunt of universe. His highness is the most suitable candidate for this position. Under his rule, this universe will live long and prosper, as he's the best at ruling people and whatever else rulers do. For these reasons, I believe he should be the presidunt of universe. bad_fetus^talk 19:33, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

I accept this nomination for presidunt of universe. I have read the policies concerning the universe. I realize that this nomination will pass. If I do get community consensus, I promise to abuse my rights because I realize that I will be the highest authority. If the community finds that I have done so, they will know better than to claim I have done so, and in extreme cases I may destroy the community. Signed, --Presidunt and Head Buttocrat Sacrefi^{spam | edit my sig | edit my user page} 19:35, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

A note from the nomineeEdit

I'M SACRE FI AND I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE. --Presidunt and Head Buttocrat Sacrefi^{spam | edit my sig | edit my user page} 19:35, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

Extreme bukkit support - As nominator bad_fetus^talk 19:42, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

k - k JOEYTJE50TALK  20:03, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Strongest oppose possible - He'd blow it up, and that's where I keep all my stuff. Hofmic Talk 20:10, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Extreme comment - Hofmic's stuff probably isn't very important anyway. --Presidunt and Head Buttocrat Sacrefi^{spam | edit my sig | edit my user page} 21:33, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

You could use my storage service, where I keep your stuff perpetually in limbo! That takes it out of the universe. Rates start at $999.99 (United States dollars) per month, with a $1 first month rate! Disclaimer: Due to the storage method, there is a 100% chance that your stuff will stay in limbo and cannot be retrieved. I am not responsible for any losses that may result from this arrangement. --King Liquidhelium^Talk 21:35, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Objection - Zaphod Beeblebrox is the current President, and has not fulfilled his full term! Therefore we must wait until he is done with the job Ciphrius Kane 21:54, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

Extreme bukkit support - Highest level of support for worst possible candidate. Wait, what??? ajr 23:14, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Support - I haet this guy but I have to support cuz I stole teh edit my signature idea from him so yeah  Bluefire2 (Talk | Edit me)  change this signature! 01:16, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Strong neutral - Worst candidate ever for bukkit management...wait whut? Wut is dis?! WHAA?! Neitiznot ▸ Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Rage Spam goes hereSign here! Nay, 'tiz bot! 19:01, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

What is this I don't even  Bluefire2 (Talk | Edit me)  change this signature! 00:58, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Bukkitz? Neitiznot ▸ Choose OptionMy userpage Talk to me! Rage Spam goes hereSign here! Nay, 'tiz bot! 09:33, June 7, 2012 (UTC)

Extreme neutral - Why was I not informed that Sacre Bleu was running for President of the Universe? In any case, I am extremely indifferent. Ignoooore meeee! --Marik Ishtar 05:41, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Support - He is the man this universe needs. Willing to take a stand. Not afraid to voice his opinion. Not afraid to believe in himself. --Presidunt and Head Buttocrat Sacrefi^{spam | edit my sig | edit my user page} 08:50, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Closed - There is clear consensus here. Scarffy is now presidunt of the universe. --Presidunt and Head Buttocrat Sacrefi^{spam | edit my sig | edit my user page} 08:20, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

<-- Presidunt JOEYTJE50TALK  21:00, January 7, 2013 (UTC)