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Carralpha (AKA The Cook with a Cape / The Noob Protector)

Contents 1 Info 2 In the game 3 On the Wiki 4 A Word or Two about Noob Haters 5 A Word or Two about Noob Protectors 6 Other Stuff

[edit] Info

Profession: Cook (in the cooking guild) / Noob protector

Total Level: 428

Member: Yes

1st Ambition: To make sure noobs are not treated badly by high-level players.

2nd Ambition: To have seen every part of RuneScape

3rd Ambition: To make every type of gnome food.

Enemy: Zezima (technically, he's my complete opposite)

Carralpha is English, and hates it when people use words like 'armour' and 'color' on the wiki.

[edit] In the game

Carralpha is a person of the middle-class. He has an ordinary house with a maid, and is in the cooking guild. He loves gnome food, and spends a lot of the time making chocolate bombs and selling them.

Carralpha is part of the Mafia, a secret clan who come to assassinate all who deserve it. Carralpha doesn't actually kill anyone (he hates combat), but he cooks food for the Mafia when they go on expeditions into the wilderness...

On the 22nd of January 2007, about 5pm, I officialy quit being a RuneScape member.

(about a month later, I became a member again)

[edit] On the Wiki

Carralpha enjoys RuneScape wiki. He is good at making stubs stubs and not amazingly short articles without the stub template. He tries to make articles that refer to noobs refer to them in a good way, not a bad way.

He also designed the Noob Protector template (see below).

[edit] A Word or Two about Noob Haters

Noob haters are generally above level 70, but they could be below. They will call any player significantly below their level a 'noob', just for the sake of it. This makes Noob Haters like bullies. And they aren't just bullies in the game. In the forums, there is often a suggestion of 'banning noobs from pest control' or 'stopping noobs from mining coal'. They will often call a player a 'noob' if they accept a trade for giving 100k for free, or even if the Hater is dying in the wilderness, although the player being called a noob would probably be higher level than the hater. Certain Noob haters can go too far, and simply call a player a 'noob' until they log out. This is the point where a Noob Hater should generally be reported (I should know, I've done exactly that).

[edit] A Word or Two about Noob Protectors

Noob protectors are everywhere. I have had one person on my talk page saying that he likes the fact that I'm a noob protector, and that make himself one. I've seen a player on the forums suggesting a minigame where noobs have an advantage over high-levelled players.

[edit] Other Stuff

Here is my siganture (it may not work): Carralpha _^(talk)

Here are my favourite articles: Hunter, Cooking, Money (lovely money!)

Here is another article: All users who have made edits.

Here is a link to my stories: The Expedition, The Noob Protector and The Ghost Ship

Here is a link to my sandbox.

Here are all of my friends on the wiki: Eucarya, Whiplash, Ilyas

	This player is a follower of Saradomin. Strength through Wisdom.

	This player is also a follower of Guthix. Balance is Power.