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hail Hitler §Guthix§!! Im a cadaver, an nooby, psycotic lvl 91 runescaper. I usually play rs almost every day every night to a point in which i cant count that high. I love quests, (I have over 200 quest points at lvl 91 cb so eat it noobs.) although I didn't do all of them *yet >.<*, Il someday commit mass regicide, conqoir gielenor with the penguins, betray penguins with sea slugs, commit kamikaze suicide, and repeat cycle. If im not on RS or the RS WIKI, im probably dead and i offer everything in my bank to my decendent, Brassica Adonis Ultima Ego . (Sorry if my latin sucks. I dont even know latin. Neither do i know latin humor. so yeah. screw it i suck lol. If someone who does know latin reads this, just how the hell do you say "Ultimate Cabbage man the Second" =P)

Costumes:

• Combat:Dh axe, Dharok's body, Helm Neitiznot, D scim, Shotgun, rune defender, Obby cape, Crystal shield, etc..

• Leisure: Red Boater/Sailor's Hat, Desert Top (overcoat), Prince Leggings, Harpie Lantern

• Halloween: Spiny helm, tan villager top, steel claws, Woodland camo leggings

• Psyco: Chainwhip and recoiless automatic rifle

ELVES FTW

[edit] Drops

[edit] 100% drops

• Bones
• Waffles

[edit] Other drops

• whatever im carrying besides the 3 best items, unless i just had fun at a PK World >=-)
• Pizza Hut coupons

[edit] What else

[edit] fav food

I like pizza. and mac'n cheese. Potatoes. and snacks.

[edit] fav weps so far

• ddp++
• abby whip
• wana try a godsword.
• Dragon Battleaxe!!
• Dragon scimmy!!!!
• Dharok's Greataxe!!!!!!!!!=D

[edit] fav games

• runescape
• super smash bros brawl.
• GUITAR HERO!!

[edit] Wishes

• 85 combat
• buy a Dharok's Greataxe
• meet Tehnoobshow
• heroes' guild
• Legends guild
• 100 QP
• 150 QP
• 200 QP
• 250 QP
• Quest Cape
• Burn a Human alive
• Kill Bill

[edit] Gallery

I do alot of artwork and stuff. yeh.

Dance to teh rythim

Try weilding this.

EPIC?

Rock on.

Drawing for the famous runescape video maker, Cavemanfilms

My first ever drawing. yes, first.

[edit] USERBOX OVER-SPAM!!!!

Userboxes This user does not have a life. This User Has Anger Issues This user is crazy about userboxes (see below). If you can be bothered to go all the way down the page then well done! This user Has a wily cat and is Proud of it. This user likes to Dance!! This user follows all the RuneScape rules. This user does not know what he is talking about. '?' This user probably has short term memory loss. '?' This user probably has short term memory loss. '?' This user probably has short term memory loss. '?' This user probably has short term memory loss. STFU NOOB! This user often browses the RuneScape forums when bored. This user's favourite colour is red, the colour of passion. This user's favourite colour is green, the colour of nature. This user plays RuneScape as A_Cadaver. I RuneScape HD! This user is trying really hard to get the QuestCape!!!! This user Randomises in RuneScape Wikia! This user has owned all dragon weapons. This user follows Evil Bob because it's mandatory. This user spends more time on the RuneScape Wiki than on RuneScape itself. This user follows the Elder Gods, because the creation of worlds is really awesome. 169 This user has been playing RuneScape since 169. This user owns a Helm of Neitiznot. This user owns all 7 Monkey greegrees. This user owns Boots of Lightness. This user enjoys pwning vandals by reverting their edits. This user wishes he was an administrator. This user's favourite minigame is Barrows. UTC-3 This user's time zone is UTC-3. This user will bless (or repair) any and every tombstone. This user doesn't really care how people refer to coins. This user is willing to assist other players in the game. This user fancies a piping-hot cup o' tea. ♠ This user is an explorer. ♣ This user is a killer. ♥ This user is a socialiser. ♦ This user is an achiever. <table cellspacing="0" style="width:Expression error: Unrecognised punctuation character "#"px; background:#2205ff;"><tr><td style="width:45px; height:Expression error: Unrecognised punctuation character "#"px; background:#ff0505; text-align:center; font-size:id text sizept; color:#17ff05;"></td><td style="font-size:9pt; padding:4pt; line-height:1.25em; color:#17ff05;">This user prefers Crushing weapons.</td></tr></table> This RuneScape player respawns in Camelot. This user follows Bandos. Not to show mercy. Merciful must die! This user follows Armadyl. God of Justice. This user follows Guthix. Balance is Power. This user follows Seren. Goddess of the Elves. This user follows Zaros. God of Ancient Magicks. This user follows Bob. Erm, meow? This user kills NPC's when bored. This user drinks alcohol when bored. *pukes* This user is an ally with the wealthy people of Kandarin. This user is an ally with the peaceful people of Misthalin. This user is an ally with the mighty people of Asgarnia. This user is an ally with the tribesmen, pirates and other jungle creatures of Karamja. This user is an ally with the bloodthirsty vampyres of Morytania. This user is an ally with the unintelligent trolls of Troll Country. This user is an ally with the skillful fremenniks of the Fremennik Province. This user is an ally with the deadly monsters of the Wilderness. This user is an ally with the grumpy ogres of the Feldip Hills. This user is an ally with the mysterious elves of Tirannwn. This user is an ally with the many inhabitants of the Kharidian Desert. This user is an ally with the Gnomes and an enemy of the Khazard forces. This user has trouble seperating fantasy from reality. This user has seen the aliens. This user is an ally with the wealthy people of Kandarin. This user is a WikiGnome. This user is a GRAMMAR FIEND. Noobs This user hates noobs, and will taunt such lowlevels when they get annoying. This user pickpockets NPC's when bored This user edits the RuneScape Wiki when bored. This user fights in Clan Wars when bored. This user is Weird. This user is known to the Fremenniks as Darkar. This user is a member. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user is a friend of the penguins. This user has a combat level of 90. This user's favourite minigame is Castle Wars and Clan Wars. This user has a player-owned house with details here. This user PKs. Beggars This user hates beggars. Macroers This user hates macroers and hunts them for fun. Scammers This user hates scammers, and will report such criminals on sight. Vandals This user hates Vandals, and is always on the lookout for Vandalism. This user supports Jagex. This user has private chat on! Talk with me anytime. This user is on fire and needs a fire extinguisher! This user is willing to assist other players in the game. This user will lend items without charging, and expects the same in return from others when borrowing. This user loves dogs. This user loves cats. ' This user loves fakes. This user has a pet rock and is proud of it. This user sees that you have a pie. This user would kill for a pie right now. In fact... This user loves chocolate. ♠ This user is an explorer. This user uses nitroglycerin as a form of transportation. This user examines everything! The rarer, the better. This user hates players that spam cannons at the expense of others. This user uses a Rune pickaxe. This user owns full Rune armour. This user has read all of the books except the Mage's book. GIMMIE PIE!! Nowlege iz powar! en This user speaks English. 日本語 このユーザーは日本語を話す。 This user's highest skill is Strength. It has a level of (mind your buisness). This user's highest skill is Attack. It has a level of (once again, mind your buisness). This user wishes they had a Construction level of 99. This user is in the Cooking Guild. This user is in the Champions' Guild. This user is in the Crafting Guild. This user is in the Monastery. This user is in the Warriors' Guild. This user is a member of the Black Arm Gang. This user follows Guthix. Balance is Power. This user has 0 out of 10 black marks, putting them in the safe, green zone. Noobs ARE our enemies. This user is a noob hater. We will own all noobs. This user thinks that Lobsters are secretly evil. This user is insane! "Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!" This user would not be the same without good friends!!!! :D This user is a secret agent. This user is a WikiGnome. This user has one or more pieces of a santa suit. This user has a grim reaper hood. This user has a snow globe. This user has a chocatrice cape. This user has a Banana.

--A cadaver 22:41, 5 November 2008 (UTC)A CADAVER, §§§§ GUTHIX FTW §§§§

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