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Cook Me Plox

aka Owls are a waste of time

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259,367 Edits since joining this wiki
December 1, 2009
  • My occupation is "emperor of a fucking video game website"

This is my userpage. Feel free to add a tab for yourself.

Oh noes, i'm violating something now!Wink

DGAF This user doesn't give a fuck about if people give fucks.

Cook me Plox is NOT a noob.
 

Noob. Gaz and Q > Other admins > Cook (Mr. AWB Maintenance)

Cook said if i didn't make this he'll cry (which i did what to see), but was eventually forced into making this, cause cook is a nub and should be desysoped for forcing labour and turning me into a slave. DeSysop Cooknub. DeSysop Cooknub. DeSysop Cooknub. DeSysop Cooknub.

I am awesome! :)

Made a whale model, measures just over 15.5 cubes long, the main body segment having dimensions of 3x3x6. So if, when it is killed we were to convert just the main body into 'blubber' cubes, we'd still get 54 cubes. I'll be putting some blubber crafting ideas together tomorrow. For some reason I find the idea of making a house out of blubber interesting. Of course if you do that, PETA will start hunting you down...

Some may describe Cook Me Plox as a computer, an automated edit machine, or a program designed by a madman who wishes to be baked, boiled, or sautéed.
 
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The poll was created at 21:03 on October 12, 2010, and so far 128 people voted.

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Cook me Plox is a noob.
 

o hai der ;)

i see you over there >.> cookploz is a noob.

Littul sister, Thok never been as angry as I am now. I will explain to you, Bryll, but it will take more words than Thok ever written before.

Every floor that Thok and Marm go down in the dungeon, Thok wanted to break skulls, break the walls that hold up the dungeon, break leg off that holding Thok back. Then Thok get to bottom of dungeon, There, there was no evil wizard to kill, no big boss to tear in half, no dagger-moth throat to slit. Nothing. Nothing but a body, dead and wriggling with maggots.

So, Thok and Marm sat. Silent. We come so far and nothing wait for us, no death nor gold nor women.

It was at that point that words started speaking in Thok's had, saying horrible things and filling head with hate.

Same must have happen in Marm's head. Marm began to cry, tried to slit own throat with sword, but Thok broke Marms arms and draped him over shoulder. Marm passed out, which for the best.

Thok sat some more, try to think of what to do in the darkness. Then a man comes. Man looks Fremennik but smells clean. Man has white beard and say words that hurts Thoks: 'You not chosen for this'. 'You die if you see what really is down there'. Bah! Man makes Thok so angry!

Bright man is more powerful than Thok - Thok can smell that much. Man heal Thok's leg and unbreak Marm's arms, but he say that Marm cannot continue, that Mark is close to going mad. He wants to take us to the surface, to take us away from this place, and will not take no as answer. Thok so angry, Bryll, but knows that man is right. Thok could not let Marm go mad. Marm is strong mind to Thok's strong blade. So, we return to surface after so long here.

Will anyone believe Thok? I leave letter in hope that someone can make it here. That mean someone must show strength of Thok. Thok fear that on-one will see this in Thok's lifetime. It sad thought.

--M. and Thok

Can we add something here? R u 4 srs?

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funny. Nerd!!!!! LOL!! iM SO BORED

When I was 3, I was sat on a skateboard and I pushed myself forward and went into a lamppost, that day changed my life, and teeth forever. True Story.

hai.

Chessmaster tried to break this userpage. He succeeded: EPIC LAG

O hai, me is vandilising somones page?

You see me vanalising, you hatin, cause you just know I be up in your page. I'm just a vadalising! I'm just a vadalising! I'm just a vadalising, Look at me a vandalising!

Hai. Vandalism Strikes again. D:>

Why is there a dancing animal ?????????

Do you like de dancin animal?
 
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The poll was created at 01:57 on October 14, 2010, and so far 76 people voted.

For those who don't understand, watch the movie "Cop out".

Defining Zamorak's term "Hatin": A dead language that was spoken be the Haman Republic, and the hats lived in what is now known as Hataly, and other areas in the Hateranean. Hats!!! (oh yeah, Fish!!!!)

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Pie... (/me drools). Hurry up and cook me me pie cook! D:

Can i has a tab? kthx.

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  1. he edits alot
  2. he's a good bot
  3. he's jesus@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
  4. he's a pretty cool eh deletes pages and makes people raeg
  5. he's my role model
  6. that's it <3

This is for you, Cook Mesterson Ploxenthalius III
Cook Me Plox, also known as Cook or Cook M. Ploxenthal, is a guinea pig of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of food and stoves. Cook Me Plox describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the wave function. The wave function encapsulates the probability that the system is to be found in a given state at a given time. Cook mechanics also allows one to calculate the effect on the system of making measurements of properties of the system by defining the effect of those measurements on the wave function. This leads to the well-known uncertainty principle as well as the enduring debate over the role of the experimenter, epitomised in the Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment.

Cook mechanics differs significantly from classical mechanics in its predictions when the scale of observations becomes comparable to the atomic and sub-atomic scale, the so-called Ploxenthal realm. However, many macroscopic properties of systems can only be fully understood and explained with the use of Cook mechanics. Phenomena such as superconductivity, the properties of materials such as semiconductors and nuclear and chemical reaction mechanisms observed as macroscopic behaviour, cannot be explained using classical mechanics. The term was coined by Max Planck, and derives from the observation that some physical quantities can be changed only by discrete amounts, or quanta, as multiples of the Planck constant, rather than being capable of varying continuously or by any arbitrary amount. For example, the angular momentum, or more generally the action,[citation needed] of an electron bound into an atom or molecule is quantized. Although an unbound electron does not exhibit quantized energy levels, one which is bound in an atomic orbital has quantized values of angular momentum. In the context of Cook mechanics, the wave–particle duality of energy and matter and the uncertainty principle provide a unified view of the behavior of photons, electrons and other atomic-scale objects. The mathematical formulations of Cook mechanics are abstract. Similarly, the implications are often counter-intuitive in terms of classical physics. The centerpiece of the mathematical formulation is the wavefunction (defined by Schrödinger's wave equation), which describes the probability amplitude of the position and momentum of a particle. Mathematical manipulations of the wavefunction usually involve the bra-ket notation, which requires an understanding of complex numbers and linear functionals. The wavefunction treats the object as a Cook harmonic oscillator and the mathematics is akin to that of acoustic resonance. Many of the results of Cook mechanics do not have models that are easily visualized in terms of classical mechanics; for instance, the ground state in the Cook mechanical model is a non-zero energy state that is the lowest permitted energy state of a system, rather than a traditional classical system that is thought of as simply being at rest with zero kinetic energy. Fundamentally, it attempts to explain the peculiar behaviour of matter and energy at the subatomic level—an attempt which has produced more accurate results than classical physics in predicting how individual particles behave. But many unexplained anomalies remain. Historically, the earliest versions of Cook mechanics were formulated in the first decade of the 20th Century, around the time that atomic theory and the corpuscular theory of light as interpreted by Einstein first came to be widely accepted as scientific fact; these later theories can be viewed as Cook theories of matter and electromagnetic radiation. Following Schrödinger's breakthrough in deriving his wave equation in the mid-1920s, Ploxenthal theory was significantly reformulated away from the old Cook theory, towards the CÜkmeplawks mechanics of Joeytje50, Ajraddatz, Sentra246 and their Wiki-Minions, becoming a science of probabilities based upon the Copenhagen interpretation of Niels Bohr. By 1930, the reformulated theory had been further unified and formalized by the work of Paul Dirac and John von Neumann, with a greater emphasis placed on measurement, the statistical nature of our knowledge of reality, and philosophical speculations about the role of the observer. The Copenhagen interpretation quickly became (and remains) the orthodox interpretation. However, due to the absence of conclusive experimental evidence there are also many competing interpretations. Cook mechanics has since branched out into almost every aspect of physics, and into other disciplines such as Cook chemistry, Mesterson electronics, Ploxenthal optics and Plawks information science. Much 19th century physics has been re-evaluated as the classical limit of Cook mechanics and its more advanced developments in terms of CÜkmehplawks field theory, string cheese theory, and speculative Plox gravity theories.

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I be Trollin' your profile.......(Whewt)....

O.O crazy tabZ!!!.....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Aww, look at all our names standing for class photo. Front row ftw :) (this statement will eventually become obsolete)

Helping Henney's front row become the second row, one tab at a time

In Cooks house staring at him. Look behind you.

My Humour level is 0.

PIE LOVERS UNITE!

Damn you Touhou and Ben10, edit conflicting me!

Why are you still here??? Go Away! ikonikoncept

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I lost the game.

Play Quidditch! Its a conspiracy

Don't Bust cook plox he's a good bot eh blocks vandals and only afraids of bans!

Arrrgh thanks for making me lose the game @.@

hai im new here

Hi. I'm awesome. Check out my profile: [[1]]

I followed a link and it took me to this walrus of a wiki. You should feel honored you have a high and mighty central admin adding a tab here.

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