Question 1: How did you die?
- Player: Hey, Head?
- Zombie Head: What?
- Player: How did you die?
- Zombie Head: I stuck my neck out for an old friend.
- Player: You shouldn't get so cut up about it.
- Zombie Head: Well if I keep it all bottled up I'll turn into a total head case.
Question 2: What is your name?
- Player: Hey, Head?
- Zombie Head: What?
- Player: What is your name?
- Zombie Head: Mumblemumblemumble...
- Player: What was that?
- Zombie Head: My name is Edward Cranium.
- Player: Edd Cranium?
- Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
- Zombie Head: Har har...
Question 3: Can you do any tricks?
- Player: Hey Head?
- Zombie Head: What now?
- Player: Can you do any tricks?
- Zombie Head: Not any more...
- Player: How come?
- Zombie Head: Because I used to be able to do a handstand for over an hour while juggling cannon balls with my feet...
- Player: Wow, you were quite the entertainer.
- Zombie Head: Yep. Now I can barely roll my eyes...
- Player: I know what you can do!
- Zombie Head: What?
- Player: Vent...
- Zombie Head: Don't even suggest it!
- Player: Ok.
Question 4: Want a new hat?
- Player: Hey, Head?
- Zombie Head: Can't I rest in peace?
- Player: No!
- Player: Would you like a new hat?
- Zombie Head: No, but could you screw a handle into the top of my head?
- Player: A handle? Why?
- Zombie Head: Because currently you wave me about by my hair, and it hurts.
Question 5: Want to go scare some people?
- Player: Hey, Head?
- Zombie Head: Will you ever leave me alone?
- Player: No!
- Player: Want to go scare some people?
- Zombie Head: Let's leave it for now.
- Player: All right...
- Player: We'll quit while we're ahead!
- Zombie Head: If I try really hard I might be able to will myself deader...