Weird Old Man: No thanks, I don't want any.
Weird Old Man: She likes to be tickled hehehehe.
Weird Old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
- Player: What's wrong?
- Weird old Man: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! Dialgoue Repeats above
- Player: I'll leave you to it then... ends dialogue
Weird Old Man: Pst, want to hear a secret?
- Player: Sure!
- Weird Old Man: They've got six legs... SIX!
- Player: No thanks. ends dialogue
If you've done Desert TasksEdit
The following becomes a dialogue option under conversations 3 and 4, otherwise the dialogue will automatically go to this
Player: About my potato cacti...
Weird Old Man: Oh, them. Not got none of them. Got some paper, though. Here, you can have it…before they get it.
If players have already claimed their potato cacti for the day
Weird Old Man: What? Not got none of them. They probably eat them.