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Before entering courtEdit

ProsecutingEdit

  • Player: I need to ask you some questions about the court case.
  • Vidar: If you must.
    • Player: Goblins.
      • Player: How do you feel about goblins?
        • Player: How do you feel about goblins?
        • Vidar: Goblins are monsters, and monsters are evil. We can't go on treating monsters as if they are equal to us, and have the same rights to live here. Monsters have no idea of right and wrong, they're not civilised, and they don't contribute anything to society, if they even know what the word means. They need to be put down or moved on, pure and simple.
      • Player: Do you know any goblins personally?
        • Player: Do you know any goblins personally?
        • Vidar: How can you socialise with a lesser species?
        • Player: So that's a 'no', then.
        • Vidar: How can you possibly get to know them? You can't even hold a conversation with them. They are put here for us to kill: you can't deny that.
      • Player: How do you feel about cats?
        • Player: How do you feel about cats?
        • Vidar: I don't mind them. I prefer dogs, but cats are okay.
        • Player: Well, cats can talk and have their own culture. By your reasoning, they would also be a target for H.A.M. hatred.
        • Vidar: Show me a talking cat and I'll show you a monstrosity. Besides, cats are fuzzy and cute.
    • Player: The incident.
      • Player: Would you describe the incident to me?
        • Player: Would you describe the incident to me?
        • Vidar: We were holding a rally, and the speaker was whipping the crowd into a frenzy. I was keeping an eye on the crowd, being on guard rotation, and heard a call of 'Thief!' from someone in the back row. I grabbed the thief and threw him in one of our jails. We release criminals back into the surface after they've had some time to stew.
      • Player: What can you tell me about the allegations that the goblin was beaten?
        • Player: What can you tell me about the allegations that the goblin was beaten?
        • Vidar: We didn't beat anyone, and certainly not a goblin. It wouldn't be...wise, after the recent events with Sigmund. I handed him over no more roughly than I would any other low-life thief.
      • Player: Was this an unusual occurrence?
        • Player: Was this an unusual occurrence?
        • Vidar: It was unusual that it was a goblin, but not unusual that someone would steal from us. Somehow the location of our base has been leaked, and any worthless adventurer can infiltrate and steal from us. We take great pleasure in throwing them into jail.
    • Player: The stolen items.
      • Player: What items were missing?
        • Player: What items were missing?
        • Vidar: My fellow H.A.M. members reported the following missing: 1 opal, 1 raw chicken, logs, buttons, thread, 1 bronze hatchet, 1 pair of H.A.M. gloves, 1 steel pickaxe, and 1 jade.
        • Player: That list doesn't exactly match what was found at the scene of the crime.
        • Vidar: He still stole from us! Hundreds of others attempt to steal from us, so they could have made off with the items.
      • Player: Was anything of yours missing?
        • Player: Was anything of yours missing?
        • Vidar: Yes, my gloves. They have my initials embroidered on the edges.
      • Player: Has anything like this happened before?
        • Player: Has anything like this happened before?
        • Vidar: You cannot begin to imagine. As soon as I put on the pink robe and bottoms, it feels like there are hands already in my pockets. It's that common.
    • Player: Why are both of you in jail?
      • Player: Why are both of you in jail? Surely, only one of you needs to be?
      • Vidar: We countersued, of course, as the crime was clearly against us. The judge decided that we should all remain in the courthouse until the court date, but they only have these jail cells to stay in. It's not right! We'll sue them for improper accommodation!
      • Player: Good luck with that.
    • Player: I don't have any more questions.
      • Player: I don't have any more questions.

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