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Conversation 1Edit

  • Player: Hello? Is anyone there?
  • Cadet Flea: Ah, bonjour madam/monsieur!
  • Player: You seem familiar?
  • Cadet Flea: I am - or at least I was - the Magnificent Monty: daredevil extraordinaire of the greatest flea circus in the lands.
  • Cadet Flea: You probably recognise me from my moustache. It's okay, I get it a lot.
  • Player: Wow! What are you doing here?
  • Cadet Flea: I have left the circus - I had done it all: leapt through flaming rings, dived from the top of the Wizards' Tower, slew the King Black Dragon with my bare hands.
  • Cadet Flea: I started a new life here and so I came here to risk it all on the Stony Sea.
  • Player: Impressive.

Conversation 2Edit

  • Engineer Flea: Admiral! We've got a breach!
  • Admiral Flea: Quickly, your report!
  • Engineer Flea: A leather boot caught us on the starboard side! We're taking on gravel! There's no hope now.
  • Admiral Flea: Pull yourself together, man! Get everyone down there bailing out right now!
  • Engineer Flea: Yes, Admiral!
  • Admiral Flea: Landlubber! I don't suppose we could borrow you for a minute to assist?
  • Player: How about I just pick your ship up and shake them out?
  • Admiral Flea: Honestly, right now I believe a kraken would be of more use than you...

Conversation 3Edit

  • Admiral Flea: Ahoy there, landlubber! What brings you to our parts?
  • Player: Your parts? I built this ship!
  • Lieutenant Flea: And we occupied it! We are the true rulers of the Stony Sea!
  • Admiral Flea: Clam down, Lieutenant, this human obviously intimidated by us. Leave him be.
  • Player: Intimidated? I could crush your little ship blindfolded.
  • Admiral Flea: We accept your challenge. Prepare the cannons!
  • Player: Wait! Stop! I wasn't actually going to do it.
  • Admiral Flea: Of course not. Like I said, Lieutenant, intimidated.
  • Player: ...

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