- Tiny Sliske: Sooo... what's your Invention level like?
- (if Invention is under 95)
- Player: It definitely needs work, why?
- (if Invention is at or over 95 but less than 120)
- Player: It's getting there, why?
- (if Invention is 120)
- Player: I've pretty much mastered it, why?
- Tiny Sliske: Oh nothing. I just wanted you to look over these designs, it's for my...err...blissbeam...
- Player: Blissbeam?
- Tiny Sliske: Yeah, it's a sort of mechanised cannon that fires beams of pure love and joy at people.
- Player: Why does it have the word 'doomcannon' crossed out and 'blissbeam' scrawled over it?
- Tiny Sliske: No reason. I'm not building a giant death laser, you are!
- Tiny Sliske: FINE! I'll get someone else to build it and it'll be much bigger and much better than anything you could build!
- Tiny Sliske: BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
- Player: Why the evil laughter?
- Tiny Sliske: I have schemes! SCHEMES! Mighty plans and terrible doom to inflict on all the world!
- Tiny Sliske: BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
- Player: Go on then, tell me one of these schemes.
- Tiny Sliske: Er...you cannot know them...they are too evil! YES! SO EVIL!
- Tiny Sliske: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA! I am so evil!
- Player: You don't have any schemes do you?
- Tiny Sliske: They are a work in progress.
- Tiny Sliske: ...
- Player: What's up Tiny Sliske?
- Tiny Sliske: Nothing...
- Player: You seem a little...distant.
- Tiny Sliske: Your face is a little distant!
- Tiny Sliske pulls your hair.
- Player: Ow! What was that for?
- Tiny Sliske: You'reabigmeansillyfacewannagoonapicnicwithmeyousmellfunnyurghnoonelikesyou!
- Player: What?
- Tiny Sliske: NOTHING!
- Tiny Sliske: Why did you kill the big me?
- Player: He didn't leave me much of a choice.
- Tiny Sliske: WRONG! It was I who led you to kill him. So that I could be free to RULE THE WORLD!
- Tiny Sliske: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
- Player: You expect me to believe that you're the mastermind behind all of this?
- Tiny Sliske: Aren't I? Was it not I that summoned you to Sliske's summit to rescue Death?
- Player: No.
- Tiny Sliske: Was it not I who offered the Stone of Jas to the gods if they would just slaughter one another?
- Player: Again...no.
- Tiny Sliske: You could atleast pretend.
- Tiny Sliske: What are you doing? Why are you here? Why are you not punching a god in the face?
- Player: Why would I do that?
- Tiny Sliske: Duh! Because they're big ugly imbeciles. You can punch them for hours and they totally won't notice, honest.
- Player: Are you trying to start a fight between me and the gods?
- Tiny Sliske: Noooooooooooooooooo. I would never do such a thing.
- Tiny Sliske: I WANT IT! GIMME!
- Player: What? What is it that you want?
- Tiny Sliske: That title! I WANT IT! I wanna be a Ravensworn! Ravens are cool, how do I get it?
- Player: You have to massage Mod Raven's ego by finding 13 ravens in Prifddinas. You can find one at a time and they spawn every 13 days.
- Tiny Sliske: That's genius! Such delicious evil! Maybe one day when I grow up, I can be as gloriously evil as him!
- Player: Let's hope not...
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