Conversation 1Edit

  • Player: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  • Tiny Black Knight: A stormtrooper? You colour blind, mate?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Feast your eyes upon this here suit of shiny black armour. Not exactly the apparel of a trooper, stormy or otherwise.
  • Tiny Black Knight: I'm a Black Knight, I am. Black as night.
  • Tiny Black Knight: Black as the heart that thadump-thadumps within my tiny chest.

Conversation 2Edit

  • Player: Cake or pie?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Cake.

Conversation 3Edit

  • Player: Coffin or cremation?
  • Tiny Black Knight: I'd rather live forever!

Conversation 4Edit

  • Player: Do you like dark chocolate?
  • Tiny Black Knight: No.

Conversation 5Edit

  • Player: Do you like white chocolate?
  • Tiny Black Knight: No.

Conversation 6Edit

  • Player: Do you want to be the very best, like no knight ever was?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Yes.

Conversation 7Edit

  • Player: Were you injured during the Invasion of Falador?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Merely a flesh wound. I've had worse.
  • Player: What happened?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Seriously, it was but a scratch.
  • Player: Oh go on. What happened?
  • Tiny Black Knight: I lost my arm.
  • Player: Your arm looks fine to me.
  • Tiny Black Knight: I got better.

Conversation 8Edit

  • Player: your favourite colour?
  • Tiny Black Knight: Well, black, of course! You'd think that were obvious...
  • Player: I should point out that black isn't a colour.
  • Tiny Black Knight: You what, mate?
  • Player: Black is the absence of colour. The result of complete absorption of light.
  • Tiny Black Knight: That's deep, mate. So I'm a Black Knight because I'm full of light?
  • Player: Well, no, not really...
  • Tiny Black Knight: Hah! I knew it all along!
  • Tiny Black Knight: I am the lord of light! Me! Tremble before me and despair!
  • Player: Look, I think you've got the wrong end of the...
  • Tiny Black Knight: I SAID TREMBLE!

Conversation 9 (When near a Tiny White Knight)Edit

  • Tiny Black Knight: Ebony.
  • Tiny White Knight: And ivory.
  • Tiny Black Knight: Live together in perfect...
  • Both: HARMONY!

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