Player: I found this book of yours by rummaging in Balthazar's Raffle, it was at the bottom of a barrel!
Thok of Daemonheim: Book did not sell well as Thok want. Showing off book to people, I punch everyone who say book was stupid. Then weaklings who chop tree with axe start to hate Thok too. They say I take all trees so they have nothing to cut. So I punch them too After Thok punch weaklings, green people who hug trees say Thok not think about trees feelings. They say Thok no care if a tree not want to become place where beer goes, I punch them as well. Thok not stupid, Thok king of make stuff with trees!
Player: How do you make furniture? I don't see a workbench around here and I'd be very surprised if the Housing Agency allowed you to own a house.
Thok of Daemonheim: Thok pick up tree and smash tree over knee until Thok is happy.
Player: I'm not sure how that works.
Thok of Daemonheim: Thok think of what to make and smash on knee until it is made. It not hard, just need to find tree. Here Thok show-
Player: No no no Thok, that isn't necessary. Thank you for whatever that conversation was.
Thok of Daemonheim: Thok happy to see book again, Thok no punch you this time.