Conversation 1Edit

  • The Minister: You have a very strong soul, did you know that?
  • Player: I'm quite proud of it, thanks.
  • The Minister: Could I borrow it for a bit? For science?
  • Player: How could you borrow my soul?
  • The Minister: Oh, it's quite easy. I just snap your soul away from this mortal tether and then run it through a series of probably harmless tests.
  • Player: Probably harmless?
  • The Minister: Well...mostly harmless.
  • Player: I'm going to say no.
  • The Minister: But...but SCIENCE!

Conversation 2Edit

  • The Minister: This world is far too warm. I miss the cold winds of my homeland. I miss the fjords and the mountains that go on forever.
  • The Minister: This world is flat and small. Hardly a world at all, really. Teragard was much better.
  • Player: Yet still you left.
  • The Minister: Well, he left. You know, the big me. The person you got me from. I am not him, though I share some sort of weird narrative link.
  • The Minister: Am I my own person? Or am I just a strange facsimile of another? Are even my thoughts my own?
  • The Minister: It's all very confusing, but fascinating at the same time. I I even have a soul.
  • The Minister: If so, is it a full soul,or just a piece of one?[sic]
  • The Minister: And who really created me? Was I born? Was I crafted by the Magister for an experiment? Or was it the man behind the screen?
  • Player: The screen?
  • The Minister: Ah, yes, sorry. I forgot you can't see it.

Conversation 3Edit

  • The Minister: Do you feel it? The secret song at the heart of the world? The thump, the beat?
  • Player: Not really, no.
  • The Minister: Listen closer. Come, bring your head near the ground. Listen. Do you hear? Listen.
  • The Minister: *PHWAAARP*
  • Player: Oh gods, what was that? Did you just...
  • The Minister: YES! Bow before me and my impeccable comic timing. I got you with the old 'Teragardian Planet Song' gag. You Gielinorians will fall for anything!
  • Player: Why do I have you with me again?
  • The Minister: You're weak, foolish, and you need the guidance of a superior intellect. Hence me.
  • Player: I still killed the bigger you.
  • The Minister: Only briefly.

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