Dialogue for Tess

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Dialogue

Conversation 1

• Tess: Hey, hey Player! Want to hear a joke?
• Player: I guess...
• Tess: Ok, ok. How many tickles does it take to tickle a Telos?
• Player: Oh my, I don't know. How many tickles DOES it take to tickle a Telos?
• Tess: TEN TICKLES. Get it? Tentacles? Like the ones on the end of my arms!
• Player: I'm glad I'm wearing a tight undergarment or I'm afraid my sides might have split...

Conversation 2

• Tess: Player, what's your opinion of anima constructs like me and Telos?
• Player: Erm, I think you're all really friendly. Definitely not hell-bent on smashing everything to pieces with your giant fists.
• Player: ...
• Tess: Oh come on, smashy-fists are what we do best! Why don't you TEL-OS what you really think?
• Player: Seriously?
• Tess: Hahaha, you walked right into that one!