- Tess: Hey, hey Player! Want to hear a joke?
- Player: I guess...
- Tess: Ok, ok. How many tickles does it take to tickle a Telos?
- Player: Oh my, I don't know. How many tickles DOES it take to tickle a Telos?
- Tess: TEN TICKLES. Get it? Tentacles? Like the ones on the end of my arms!
- Player: I'm glad I'm wearing a tight undergarment or I'm afraid my sides might have split...
- Tess: Player, what's your opinion of anima constructs like me and Telos?
- Player: Erm, I think you're all really friendly. Definitely not hell-bent on smashing everything to pieces with your giant fists.
- Player: ...
- Tess: Oh come on, smashy-fists are what we do best! Why don't you TEL-OS what you really think?
- Player: Seriously?
- Tess: Hahaha, you walked right into that one!
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