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  • Conversation 1
    • Talon beast: Is this all you apes do all day, then?
    • Player: Well, we do a lot of other things, too.
    • Talon beast: That’s dull. Lets go find something and bite it.
    • Player: I wouldn’t want to spoil my dinner.
    • Talon beast: So, I have to watch you trudge about again? Talk about boring.
  • Conversation 2
    • Talon beast: This place smells odd…
    • Player: Odd?
    • Talon beast: Yes, not enough is rotting…
    • Player: For which I am extremely grateful.
  • Conversation 3
    • Talon beast: Hey!
    • Player: Aaaargh!
    • Talon beast: Why d’you always do that?
    • Player: I don’t think I’ll ever get used to having a huge, ravenous feline sneaking around behind me all the time.
    • Talon beast: That’s okay, I doubt I’ll get used to following an edible, furless monkey prancing in front of me all the time either.
  • Conversation 4
    • Talon beast: C’mon! Lets go fight stuff!
    • Player: What sort of stuff?
    • Talon beast: I dunno? Giants, monsters, vaguely-defined philosophical concepts. You know: stuff.
    • Player: How are we supposed to fight a philosophical concept?
    • Talon beast: With subtle arguments and pointy sticks!
    • Player: Well, I can see you’re going to go far in debates.
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