• Conversation 1
    • Swamp titan: I’m alone, all alone I say.
    • Player: Oh, stop being so melodramatic.
    • Swamp titan: It’s not easy being greenery…well, decomposing greenery.
    • Player: Surely, you’re not the only swamp…thing in the world? What about the other swamp titans?
    • Swamp titan: They’re not my friends…they pick on me…they’re so mean…
    • Player: Why would they do that?
    • Swamp titan: They think I DON’T smell.
    • Player: Oh, yes. That is, er, mean…
  • Conversation 2
    • Swamp titan: Oh, Guthix! I’m so alone, I have no fr-
    • Player: Oh, not again. Look, I’ll be your friend.
    • Swamp titan: You’ll be my friend, master?
    • Player: Yeah, sure, why not.
    • Swamp titan: Really?
    • Player: Really really…
    • Swamp titan: Oh, I’m so happy!
    • Player: …even if you do smell like a bog of eternal stench.
    • Swamp titan: Wait…you think I smell bad?
    • Player: Erm, yes, but I didn’t me-
    • Swamp titan: Oh, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! Thank you, master, thank you so much. You’re my friend AND you think I smell. I’m so very happy!
    • Player: I guess I did mean it like that.
  • Conversation 3
    • Swamp titan: Are you my friend, master?
    • Player: Of course I am. I summoned you, didn’t I?
    • Swamp titan: Yes, but that was just to do some fighting. When you’re done with me you’ll send me back.
    • Player: I’m sure I’ll need you again later.
    • Swamp titan: Please don’t send me back.
  • Conversation 4
    • Player: Cheer up, it might never happen!
    • Swamp titan: Oh, why did you have to go and say something like that?
    • Player: Like what? I’m trying to cheer you up.
    • Swamp titan: There’s no hope for me, oh woe, oh woe.
    • Player: I’ll leave you alone, then.
    • Swamp titan: NO! Don’t leave me, master!
  • Conversation 5 (with Swamp Tar in inventory)
    • Swamp titan: Do you smell that? Swamp tar, master. I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin.
    • Player: You actually LIKE the smell of this stuff? It's gross.
    • Swamp titan: Of course! I am made of swamp, after all.
    • Player: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...I meant the swamp tar itself smells gross, not you. You smell like lavender. Yes, lavender.
    • Swamp titan: *sob* Lavender? Lavender! Why would you be so mean? I'm supposed to smell bad.


  • The Swamp Titan's line "It's not easy being greenery..." is a reference to Kermit the Frog.
  • The Swamp Titan's line "I LOVE the smell of swamp tar in the morning. Smells like...victorin." is a reference from the film Apocalyse now (1979)The second conversation could be a reference to one of the songs in Monty Python's Spamalot.
  • The Bog of Eternal Stench features in the film Labyrinth.

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