Chat box[]
- When cleaning an item
- EXTERMINATE![1]
- Everybody's dead [Player][2]
- You know, its[sic] times like these that I realise what a superhero I am.[3]
- Omnomnom.[4]
- You know, I've always wondered what that thing was made of, now I know.
- Cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of your next slayer task[5]
- Does not compute.[6]
- Ah well, you didn't need it anyway.
- I'm sorry [Player], I'm afraid I can't do that.[7]
- When adding to pocket
- Where are we going? If it was bad you'd tell me, right?
- Would you like to play a game?[8]
- When changing modes
Talk to[]
- Hello:
- Player: Hey Spring Cleaner.
- Spring cleaner: Hey [Player], did you know... BEHIND YOU, LOOK OUT!
- Player: What?
- Spring cleaner: Haha, made you look!
- Something interesting:
- Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something interesting.
- Spring cleaner: 72.1% of statistics are made up.
- or
- Spring cleaner: The chances of getting a dragon pickaxe on your next Chaos Dwarf kill is 5000 to 1.
- Spring cleaner: 72.1% of statistics are made up.
- Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something interesting.
- Joke:
- Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something funny.
- Spring cleaner: I got scammed by someone the other day, you could say he cleaned me out.
- Bye:
- No dialogue
Allusions[]
- ^ A reference to Daleks from Doctor Who
- ^ A reference to Red Dwarf
- ^ A reference to Iron Man 3
- ^ A reference to Heavy from Team Fortress 2
- ^ A reference to GLaDOS from Portal
- ^ A catchphrase from My Living Doll and Lost in Space
- ^ A reference to HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
- ^ Possibly an allusion to Joshua, in Wargames
- ^ A reference to Number 5 from Short Circuit
- ^ Possible reference to Postal Dude from Postal 2