Chat boxEdit

When cleaning an item
  • Everybody's dead [Player][2]
  • You know, its[sic] times like these that I realise what a superhero I am.[3]
  • Omnomnom.
  • You know, I've always wondered what that thing was made of, now I know.
  • Cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of your next slayer task[4]
  • Does not compute.
  • Ah well, you didn't need it anyway.
  • I'm sorry [Player], I'm afraid I can't do that.[5]
When adding to pocket
  • Where are we going? If it was bad you'd tell me, right?
  • Would you like to play a game?
When changing modes
  • Dismantle mode: No disassemble Spring Cleaner!
  • Research mode: I feel smarter already.

Talk toEdit

  • Hello:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner.
    • Spring cleaner: Hey [Player], did you know... BEHIND YOU, LOOK OUT!
    • Player: What?
    • Spring cleaner: Haha, made you look!
  • Something interesting:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something interesting.
      • Spring cleaner: 72.1% of statistics are made up.
      • Spring cleaner: The chances of getting a dragon pickaxe on your next Chaos Dwarf kill is 5000 to 1.
  • Joke:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something funny.
    • Spring cleaner: I got scammed by someone the other day, you could say he cleaned me out.
  • Bye:
    No dialogue


  1. ^ A reference to Daleks from Doctor Who
  2. ^ A reference to Red Dwarf
  3. ^ A reference to Iron Man 3
  4. ^ A reference to GLaDOS from Portal
  5. ^ A reference to HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey

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