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Chat box[]

When cleaning an item
  • EXTERMINATE![1]
  • Everybody's dead [Player][2]
  • You know, its[sic] times like these that I realise what a superhero I am.[3]
  • Omnomnom.[4]
  • You know, I've always wondered what that thing was made of, now I know.
  • Cake and grief counselling will be available at the conclusion of your next slayer task[5]
  • Does not compute.[6]
  • Ah well, you didn't need it anyway.
  • I'm sorry [Player], I'm afraid I can't do that.[7]
When adding to pocket
  • Where are we going? If it was bad you'd tell me, right?
  • Would you like to play a game?[8]
When changing modes
  • Dismantle mode: No disassemble Spring Cleaner![9]
  • Research mode: I feel smarter already.[10]

Talk to[]

  • Hello:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner.
    • Spring cleaner: Hey [Player], did you know... BEHIND YOU, LOOK OUT!
    • Player: What?
    • Spring cleaner: Haha, made you look!
  • Something interesting:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something interesting.
      • Spring cleaner: 72.1% of statistics are made up.
        or
      • Spring cleaner: The chances of getting a dragon pickaxe on your next Chaos Dwarf kill is 5000 to 1.
  • Joke:
    • Player: Hey Spring Cleaner tell me something funny.
    • Spring cleaner: I got scammed by someone the other day, you could say he cleaned me out.
  • Bye:
    No dialogue

Allusions[]

  1. ^ A reference to Daleks from Doctor Who
  2. ^ A reference to Red Dwarf
  3. ^ A reference to Iron Man 3
  4. ^ A reference to Heavy from Team Fortress 2
  5. ^ A reference to GLaDOS from Portal
  6. ^ A catchphrase from My Living Doll and Lost in Space
  7. ^ A reference to HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
  8. ^ Possibly an allusion to Joshua, in Wargames
  9. ^ A reference to Number 5 from Short Circuit
  10. ^ Possible reference to Postal Dude from Postal 2
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