- Conversation 1
- Spirit scorpion: Hey, boss, how about we go to the bank?
- Player: And do what?
- Spirit scorpion: Well, we could open by shouting, 'Stand and deliver!'
- Player: Why does everything with you end with something getting held up?
- Spirit scorpion: That isn't true! Give me one example.
- Player: How about the post office?
- Spirit scorpion: How about another?
- Player: Those junior White Knights? The ones selling the gnome crunchies?
- Spirit scorpion: That was self defence.
- Player: No! No more hold-ups, stick-ups, thefts, or heists, you got that?
- Conversation 2
- Spirit scorpion: Say hello to my little friend!
- Player: What?
- Spirit scorpion: My little friend: you ignored him last time you met him.
- Player: So, who is your friend?
- Spirit scorpion: If I tell you, what is the point?
- Conversation 3
- Spirit scorpion: Hey, boss, I've been thinking.
- Player: That's never a good sign.
- Spirit scorpion: See, I heard about this railway...
- Player: We are not robbing it!
- Spirit scorpion: I might not have wanted to suggest that, boss...
- Player: Then what were you going to suggest?
- Spirit Scorpion: That isn't important right now.
- Player: I thought as much.
- Conversation 4
- Spirit Scorpion: Why do we never go to crossroads and rob travelers?
- Player: There are already highwaymen at the good spots.
- Spirit scorpion: Maybe we need to think bigger.