Smithy: Listen bud, I've been checking out the weapons and armours you've been making and I have to say I'm impressed.
Player: Really? Thanks! I always said I wanted praise about my Smithing from a small metal creature, but I never expected it would ever happen. I guess I can finally cross that one off the bucket list.
Smithy: THAT was on your bucket list? Now I'm curious, what else you got on there?
Player: Well let's see here... Oh this one is a doozy!
The following are all possible options. Only one appears each time the dialogue pops up.
Player: Number 23 : Help Evil Dave move out of his mother's basement.
Player: Number 46 : Restart the Black Knight vs White Knight charity football match.
Player: Number 62 : Remember the route through Meiyerditch without getting lost.
Player: Number 79 : End the fighting in the God Wars Dungeon.
Player: Number 96 : Prestige Livid Farm ten times and finally earn the respect of Pauline.
Smithy: Hey, bud! You're golden, right? You'll help me out, yeah?
Player: Yeah, sure, what's up?
Smithy: I love that steely attitude! So, I had a new idea for a new set of armour - I designed it all, right, even developed the first part but I need some help - those forges are pretty big for a golem like me.
Player: Can I wear it if I help you make it?
Smithy: Haha, you crack me up! Iron sense of humour you have there. Nah, bud, this is golem armour. Besides it needs at least 120 Defence to equip.