Dialogue for Saniboch

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At Brimhaven Dungeon entrance

Trying to enter without paying the fee first

• Saniboch: You can't go in there without paying!

Talking to Saniboch

• Saniboch: Good day to you bwana.
  • Can I go through that door please?
    • Player: Can I go through that door please?
    • Saniboch: Most certainly, but I must charge you the sum of 875 coins first.
      • If you do not have sufficient money with you
        • Player: I don't have the money on me at the moment.
        • Saniboch: Well this is a dungeon for the more wealthy discerning adventurer, be gone with you riff raff.
        • Player: But you don't even have clothes, how can you seriously call anyone riff raff.
        • Saniboch: Hummph.
      • If you have sufficient money in your money pouch
        • Ok, here's 875 coins.
          • Player: Ok, here's 875 coins.
          • You give Saniboch 875 coins.
            • If money paid is taken out of your money pouch
              • 875 coins have been removed from your money pouch.
          • You pay Saniboch 875 coins.
          • Saniboch: Many thanks. You may now pass the door. May your death be a glorious one!
        • Never mind.
          • Player: Never mind.
        • Why is it worth the entry cost?
          • Player: Why is it worth the entry cost?
          • Saniboch: It leads to a huge fearsome dungeon, populated by giants and strange dogs. Adventurers come from all around to explore its depths. I know not what lies deeper in myself, for my skills in agility and woodcutting are inadequate, but I hear tell of even greater dangers deeper in.
  • Where does this strange entrance lead?
    • Player: Where does this strange entrance lead?
    • Saniboch: To a huge fearsome dungeon, populated by giants and strange dogs. Adventurers come from all around to explore its depths. I know not what lies deeper in myself, for my skills in agility and woodcutting are inadequate.
  • Good day to you too.
    • Player: Good day to you too.
  • I'm impressed, that tree is growing on that shed.
    • Player: I'm impressed, that tree is growing on that shed.
    • Saniboch: My employer tells me it is an uncommon sort of tree called the Fyburglars tree.