- Conversation 1
- Pyrelord: What are we doing here?
- Player: Whatever I feel like doing.
- Pyrelord: I was summoned by a greater demon once you know.
- Pyrelord: He said we'd see the world...
- Player: What happened?
- Pyrelord: He was slain; it was hilarious!
- Conversation 2
- Pyrelord: I used to be feared across five planes...
- Player: Oh dear, now you're going to be sad all day!
- Pyrelord: At least I won't be the only one.
- Conversation 3
- Pyrelord: I could teach you to smite your enemies with flames.
- Player: You're not the only one: we have runes to do that.
- Pyrelord: Runes? Oh, that's so cute!
- Player: Cute?
- Pyrelord: Well, not cute so much as tragic. I could teach you to do it without runes.
- Player: Really?
- Pyrelord: No.
- Conversation 4
- Pyrelord: Have you never been on fire?
- Player: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Pyrelord: Isn't it? It gives me the heebie-jeebies!
- Player: You're afraid of something?
- Pyrelord: Yes: I'm afraid of being you.
- Player: I don't think he likes me...