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  • Soldier: Don't panic! Don't panic!
  • Player: You seem a bit agitated. What's wrong?
  • Soldier: Don't panic citizen! It's all under control.
  • Player: What is under control?
  • Soldier: I am not panicking, citizen!
  • Player: Um, yes! Well done, soldier. Now, what is going on?
  • Soldier: It's Lumbridge, citizen.
  • Soldier: You must have heard - both Saradomin and Zamorak have returned to Gielinor and are fighting there!
    • Player: What should I do?
    • Soldier: You should leave it to the professionals, citizen. It is all under control.
    • Soldier: Lots of people have ignored us and gone to the battlefield, citizen. They've been joining up with Saradomin or Zamorak.
    • Soldier: But you don't have to do that, citizen. We have it all under control.
      • Player: So I could join with Saradomin?
      • Soldier: People have been going to the camp to the north of the battlefield to join Saradomin.
      • Soldier: The generals have been offering rewards to everyone who will join their cause!
      • Soldier: But don't panic citizen, because we have it all under control.
      • Player: So I could join with Zamorak?
      • Soldier: People have been going to the camp to the south of the battlefield to join Zamorak.
      • Soldier: The generals have been offering rewards to everyone who will join their cause!
      • Soldier: But don't panic citizen, because we have it all under control.
      • Player: Where is the battlefield?
      • Soldier: The battlefield is to the west of Lumbridge castle.
      • Soldier: There are camps to the north and south, and there's fighting between the two.
    • Player: That sounds scary!
    • Soldier (panicking): You should not be scared, citizen. We have it all under control, citizen! Don't panic!
      • Player: Thanks for the advice.
      • Soldier: Remember, citizen, don't panic!
    • Player: Well, that's nothing to panic about!
    • Soldier (panicking): Yes, citizen. I am not panicking, citizen!

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