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GeneralEdit

  • Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
  • Oracle: possible responses:
    • A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.
    • An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.
    • A woodchuck does not chuck wood.
    • Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders.
    • Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.
    • Capes are always in fashion!
    • The chicken came before the egg.
    • The decrepit man is in your head; his prison in his own.
    • Do not fear the dragons...fear their kin.
    • Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by it's grammar and, punctuation.
    • Everyone you know will one day be dead.
    • The final dream will reach its full potential.
    • The goblins will never make up their minds on their own.
    • The God Wars are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.
    • The great snake of Guthix guards more than she knows.
    • Help wanted? Enquire within.
    • He who uses the power of custard mixes it with his tears.
    • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.
    • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, who gets the experience?
    • Imagine you look like a goblin.
    • Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...
    • It's not you; it's me.
    • Jas left a stone behind.
    • The last shall become the first.
    • The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
    • Many secrets are buried under this land.
    • Nothing like a tasty fish.
    • Pies...they're great, aren't they?
    • She who was chosen may be chosen again.
    • Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.
    • The sun will shine before the daughter.
    • Templates are a source of great sorrow.
    • There are no crisps at the party.
    • There's going to be a montage.
    • They say that ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.
    • Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.
    • When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.
    • Who guards the guardsmen?
    • Your chins will have many more uses.
    • Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.
    • No. I'm not in the mood.

After obtaining the Ice Mountain Elder ChronicleEdit

  • Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
  • Oracle: Wen the cold wind blows.
  • Player: Don't you mean 'when'?
  • Oracle: Who?
  • Player: No, when.
  • Oracle: At the end of things.
  • Player: What? I'm lost.
  • Oracle: As are we all.
  • Player: Never mind.
  • Player: You know, I preferred your older prophecies.
  • Oracle: Would you like to hear one?
    • Hear an older prophecy?
      • Yes.
        • See above
      • No, I'm not in the mood.

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