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BabyEdit

  • Baby monkey: Wanna go play in the trees?
  • Player: Maybe later - I can't right now.
  • Baby monkey: Why not?
  • Player: I can't climb and swing as well as you can.
  • Baby monkey: You don't want to play in the trees with me?
  • Player: Yes, I...
  • Player: Who wants a banana?
  • Baby monkey: Me! Me! I want a banana!
  • Player: Phew, crisis averted.

AdultEdit

Conversation 1Edit

  • Monkey: So why do you walk so funny all the time? Your knuckles barely even touch the ground.
  • Player: I should hope they don't touch the ground at all!
  • Monkey: Why, though? Is there something wrong with your back?
  • Player: Yes, it's called good posture.
  • Monkey: Ouch, sounds painful. I hope I don't catch it.
  • Player: I don't think there's much chance of that...

Conversation 2Edit

  • Monkey: I want a banana!
  • Player: 'I want', never gets.
  • Monkey: Well, what DO I have to say to get a banana, then? What's the 'magic word'?
  • Player: If I told you what the 'magic word' was, you'd just ask for a banana again.
  • Monkey: Of course I would.
  • Player: And that's why I'm not going to tell you.
  • Monkey: Please tell me what the magic word is, pleaaaaase...
  • Player: 'Pleaaaaase'.
  • Monkey: Fine, don't tell me. Humph.

Conversation 3Edit

  • Monkey: Hey, you!
  • Player: Who, me?
  • Monkey: Yes, you!
  • Player: What do you want?
  • Monkey: Where did all your fur and tail go?
  • Player: I was a bad little monkey that kept asking silly questions, so all my fur fell out and my tail dropped off.
  • Monkey: Oh no! No wonder you're so mean and grumpy all the time.
  • Player: Yes, I...
  • Player: Hey!

Conversation 4Edit

  • Monkey: On Karamja.
  • Player: Mighty Karamja.
  • Monkey: Shaikahan eats, tonight.
  • Player: On Karamja.
  • Monkey: Mighty Karamja.
  • Player: Shaikahan sleeps, tonight.
  • Player: Woooooo, hoo hoooo hooooo, hey, Marimbo, hey.
  • Monkey: Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey. Marimbo, hey...

Conversation 5Edit

On Ape Atoll, with the player transformed into a big zombie monkey

  • Player: BRAAAAINS!
  • Monkey: Argh! Stop it! That's not funny.
  • Player: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
  • Monkey: Marimbo, save me!
  • Player: OK, I'm sorry. I'll stop.
  • Monkey: Just don't do that again; you'll give me bad dreams.
  • Player: Aww, now I feel bad.

Conversation 6Edit

On Ape Atoll with the player transformed into a bearded gorilla, karamjan monkey, medium ninja monkey, or blue faced gorilla

  • Monkey: ...
  • Player: ...
  • Monkey: ...
  • Player: What? Why are you looking at me like that?
  • Monkey: Umm, how are you a mon-?
  • Player: Do you honestly want to know?
  • Monkey: All I want to know is if I will lose my fur and tail in a minute, due to us swapping species?
  • Player: No.
  • Monkey: Then I'm going to put this down to a bad banana flashback and say no more about it.

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