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ThemEdit

  • Player: Are you all right? You seem a little...incoherent.
  • Skippy: Inc'hearnt? Inc'herant! You...you...with yer fancy book lernin' words. You'd be more than inc'herant if youd seen...
  • Skippy: (Dramatic pause)
  • Skippy: THEM!
    • Player: I'm sure I would as well.
      • Player: I'm going over here to talk to non-crazy people now.
      • Skippy: Yeah? Yeah? Well when THEY come floppin' into your house and eat your furniture you'll be sorry!
    • Player: Who are
      • Player: (Dramatic pause)
      • Player: THEY?
      • Skippy: They! Those bloodthirsty, flesh-tearing devils! They are the reason I'm out here every day hurlin' bottles into the sea!
      • Skippy: They are the reason I've lost everythin, except the horrifying memory of what THEY look like...
      • Player: And what do THEY look like?
      • Skippy: Mudskippers!
      • Player: Mudskippers?
      • Skippy: Aye, Mudskippers! Those ferocious, ravening, evil, beady-eyed terrors of the deep!
      • Player: I...see...
      • Skippy: I was ambushed by them way back, see. They got the drop on me...I can't remember where, somewhere around here though.
      • Player: Those would be the mudskippers, right?
      • Skippy: Aye! The mudskippers! Huge they were! Ten feet of glistening, muddy flesh floppin' towards me with white foam flying from their gnashing fangs!
      • Skippy: I fought them up and down the beach, with the tide rising and more of them leaping towards me with cutlasses drawn!
      • Player: This is fascinating, but I have to be...
      • Skippy: Shut yer' word-hole and listen! I can't remember all the details, as I'm sure they must have hit me quite hard, but the last thing I remember before it all went black...
      • Skippy: ...was one of those devils rearing over me, its eyes glowin' red with the fires of hell!
      • Player: Fires of hell...right. I believe you.
      • Skippy: No you don't! You think I'm crazy, like all the rest! Well, if I'm crazy, how did I get these?
      • Player: Get what?
      • Skippy shows you what appears to be massive bite scars on his legs. You're no expert, but they look like... giant mudskipper bites!
      • Player: Giant mudskipper bites! Where did you get those?
      • Skippy: I can't remember... I've been drinking to forget the horror, and all I seem to have forgotten is where it all happened...
      • Player: Hmmm...I suppose if I sober you up you may well start to recall.
      • Skippy: You'll have a job. I've been drinking this for a week.
      • Player: 'Captain Braindeath's Extra Strength Rum/Drain Cleaner. Now 50% more debilitating?
      • Skippy: It's the extra sheep tranquilizers that gives it that added kick!
      • Player: Stay here and I'll be right back. Try not to move. Or go near any open flames.

Nettle teaEdit

  • Player: You know, I could shock him out of it if I could find some cold water...
  • Player: Well, I could dump this bucket of water over him. That would sober him up a little...
    • Throw the water!
      • Player: Hey, Skippy!
      • Skippy: What?
      • Skippy: Ahhhhhhhhhgh! That's cold! Are you trying to kill me?
      • Player: Nope, just sober you up. Memory coming back yet?
      • Skippy: No. But I could do with a bowl of tea to warm myself up a bit. Go grab me one and we'll talk.
      • Player: Any particular type of tea?
      • Skippy: Nettle for preference. Just make sure it's hot.
      • Skippy: And don't throw it at me!
      • Player: What's your problem? You're all clean now.
    • I think I'll leave it for now.

Talking to Skippy againEdit

  • Player: Hey, Skippy!
  • Skippy: Gaah! Don't drench me again!
  • Player: Hey! I only did that once! Try not to be such a big baby!
  • Skippy: So, what are you here for then?
  • Player: No real reason. I just thought I would check up on you is all.
  • Skippy: Well, I'm still wet, still cold and still waiting for that nettle tea.

The hangover cureEdit

  • Player: Hey, Skippy!
  • Skippy: Gaah! Don't drench me again!
  • Player: Hey! I only did that once! Try not to be such a big baby!
  • Skippy: So, what are you here for then?
  • Player: I've come to give you your tea.
  • Skippy: Excellent! I was thinking I was going to freeze out here!
  • Skippy drinks the tea and clutches his forehead in pain.
  • Skippy: Ohhhhh...
  • Player: What? What's wrong?
  • Skippy: Not so loud...I think I have a hangover...
  • Player: Great...Well, I doubt you can remember anything through a hangover. What a waste of nettle tea...
  • Skippy: Hey! A little sympathy here?
  • Skippy: Owwowwoww... must remember not to shout...
  • Skippy: Look, I do know a hangover cure. If you can get me a bucket of the stuff I think I'll be ok.
  • Player: Wait... is this cure a bucket of chocolate milk and snape grass?
  • Skippy: Yes! That's the stuff!
  • Player: Ahhh. Yes, I've made some of that stuff before. I should be able to get you some, no problem.

Talking to Skippy againEdit

  • Player: Hey, Skippy!
  • Skippy: Egad! Don't you know not to shout around a guy with a hangover?
  • Skippy: Ahhhhhg...No more shouting for me...
  • Skippy: What is it anyway?
  • Player: I just came back to ask you something.
  • Skippy: What?
    • Player: How do I make that hangover cure again?
      • Skippy: Give me strength...Here's what you do. Pay attention!
      • Skippy: You take a bucket of milk, a bar of chocolate and some snape grass.
      • Skippy: Grind the chocolate with a pestle and mortar.
      • Skippy: Add the chocolate powder to the milk, then add the snape grass.
      • Skippy: Then bring it here and I will drink it.
      • Skippy: Are you likely to remember that or should I go get some crayons and draw you a picture?
      • Player: Hey! I remember it now, ok! See you in a bit.
    • Player: Why do they call you 'Skippy'?
      • Skippy: I think it may have something to do with my near-constant raving about mudskippers.
      • Skippy: That or it's something to do with that time with the dress and the field full of daisies...

Identity revealedEdit

  • Player: Hey, Skippy!
  • Skippy: Egad! Don't you know not to shout around a guy with a hangover?
  • Skippy: Ahhhhhg...No more shouting for me...
  • Skippy: What is it anyway?
  • Player: Well Skippy, you will no doubt be glad to hear that I got you your hangover cure!
  • Skippy: Gimme!
  • Skippy chugs the hangover cure... very impressive.
  • Skippy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
  • Skippy: Much better...
  • Player: Feeling better?
  • Skippy: Considerably.
  • Player: Then tell me where the mudskippers are!
  • Skippy: I wish you wouldn't go looking for them. Those vicious killers will tear you apart.
  • Skippy: It's all becoming clear to me now...
  • Skippy: I was fishing using a Fishing Explosive...
  • Player: A Fishing Explosive?
  • Skippy: Well, Slayer Masters sell these highly volatile potions for killing underwater creatures.
  • Skippy: If you don't feel like lobbing a net about all day you can use them to fish with...
  • Skippy: But this time I was startled by what I thought was a giant mudskipper.
  • Skippy: What it was, infact, was a...
  • Skippy: Dramatic Pause...
  • Skippy: A Mogre!
  • Player: What exactly is a Mogre?
  • Skippy: A Mogre is a type of Ogre that spends most of its time underwater.
  • Skippy: They hunt giant mudskippers by wearing their skins and swimming close until they can attack them.
  • Skippy: When I used the Fishing Explosive I scared off all the fish, and so the Mogre got out of the water to express its extreme displeasure.
  • Skippy: My head still hurts.
  • Player: I take it the head injury is responsible for the staggering and yelling?
  • Skippy: No, no.
  • Skippy: My addiction to almost-lethal alcohol did that.
  • Skippy: But if you are set on finding those Mogres just head south from here until you find Mudskipper Point.
  • Player: The mudskipper-eating monsters are to be found at Mudskipper point?
  • Player: Shock!
  • Player: Thanks. I'll be careful.

Post-miniquestEdit

  • Player: Hey, Skippy.
  • Skippy: Hey you!
  • Player: How do I annoy the Mogres again?
  • Skippy: Go south to Mudskipper Point and lob a Fishing Explosive into the sea. You can grab them from the Slayer masters.
  • Player: Thanks! So, what are you going to do now?
  • Skippy: Well, I was planning on continuing my hobby of wandering up and down this bit of coastline, bellowing random threats and throwing bottles.
  • Skippy: And you?
  • Player: I was planning on wandering up and down the landscape, bugging people to see if they had mindblowingly dangerous quests for me to undertake.
  • Skippy: Well, good luck with that!
  • Player: You too!
  • Skippy: Weirdo...
  • Player: Loony...

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