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Talking to them for the first timeEdit

  • Miodvetnir: Oh look, a human!
  • Dernu: A human? Can we eat it?
  • Derni: No, you rock brain! Humans are our friends!
  • Player: Hello, excuse me...
  • Miodvetnir: Not sure if I would call them our friends... Not enemies either, of course.
  • Dernu: Not like the trolls. We hate trolls.
  • Player: Excuse me, I just want to-
  • Derni: Nothing's worse than a troll.
  • Dernu: Except discovering that your pickaxe's gone blunt just as you-
  • Player: Excuse me!!!
  • Miodvetnir: Why, hello, yes, what is it?
  • Player: I er... well, who are you?
  • Derni: I'm Derni.
  • Dernu: I'm Dernu.
  • Miodvetnir: And I'm Miodvetnir. These are my brothers. And who might you be?
  • Player: My name is Player.
  • Derni: Pleased to meet you, Player!
  • Dernu: I say, we don't get to see a hummon down here very often!
  • Miodvetnir: It's a human, you metal head! You should pay more attention!
  • Player: So, can I ask you dwarves a few questions?
  • Miodvetnir: Of course, we love answering questions!
  • Dernu: We're very good at answering questions!
  • Derni: Fire away!

ThereafterEdit

  • Miodvetnir: Hello again, Player!
  • Dernu: Are you lost down here?
  • Derni: Or were you just stopping by for a chat?
  • Player: Just stopping by for a chat.
    • Player: Any good spots to fish around here? After Fishing Contest
      • Miodvetnir: Fish?
      • Derni: Fish?
      • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Miodvetnir: No fish around here.
      • Miodvetnir: Say, you're the Fishing Champion, aren't you?
      • Derni: That must be why you were talking about fish then...
      • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Derni: But this water here, you see, it comes dripping down from above.
      • Miodvetnir: Molten snow, you see.
      • Dernu: What are fish?
      • Derni: Oh, they're these small wriggly things that live in the water.
      • Miodvetnir: But they're not all small! Some can be large!
      • Derni: And they don't breathe air.
      • Miodvetnir: But Player could tell you all about it! After all, he's the Fishing Champion!
      • Player: Maybe later...
    • Player: What are these mines used for?
      • Miodvetnir: What does it look like they're used for?
      • Derni: Isn't it obvious?
      • Dernu: For mining of course!
      • Miodvetnir: These mines are actually the territory of one of the eight major companies of the mining Consortium.
      • Miodvetnir: We haul all our goods to the city by ship, you see.
      • Dernu: Since the mine carts don't come here.
      • Derni: But because the river goes right to the city, this is just as easy.'
    • Player: I defeated the spirit of the rock! After Between a Rock...
      • Miodvetnir: That's amazing!
      • Derni: That's fantastic!
      • Dernu: What rock was that again?
      • Derni: Pay attention for once, Dernu! It's Dondakan's rock!
      • Miodvetnir: That's quite impressive, Player. How did you manage to do that?
      • Player: Well, you see, I just-
      • Derni: What kind of question is that to ask? With his great might of course!
      • Dernu: Or vast magical skills!
      • Miodvetnir: No, you're more a ranger, aren't you Player?
      • Player: Actually, I-
      • Derni: Anyway, this calls for a celebration.
      • Dernu: Oh yes, we should go down into Keldagrim to celebrate.
      • Miodvetnir: Tonight, of course, not now. We're on duty now.
      • Derni: Right... and I'm sure traffic here will pick up soon with that rock broken.
      • Miodvetnir: I heard there's vast amount of gold inside!
      • Dernu: The company is going to be rich!
      • Derni: Now don't you go and discuss company business in front of this human, Dernu.
      • Miodvetnir: Right. Let's get back to work.
      • Dernu: Anything else you wanted, Player?
      • Player: Never mind.
    • Player: I have rebuilt the statue for the [company name]! After The Giant Dwarf
      • Dernu: What, really?
      • Derni: Of course, really! Player wouldn't have said it otherwise, would he?
      • Miodvetnir: And didn't you see Blasidar working on the statue?
      • Dernu: Oh yes, he was out there for quite a while.
      • Derni: That must have been a huge task.
      • Dernu: Nothing's too difficult for old Blasidar.
      • Miodvetnir: He truly is a master builder.
      • Derni: We can all take an example to his hard work and dedication.
      • Dernu: Speaking of, shouldn't we get back to work ourselves?
      • Miodvetnir: Quite right. Anything else you wanted, Player?
      • Player: Never mind.
    • Player: I have this unforgettable tale to tell you! After Forgettable Tale...
      • Miodvetnir: A tale!
      • Dernu: We love tales!
      • Derni: We live for tales!
      • Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I lost my spanner in the mines...
      • Derni: Player wants to tell a tale!
      • Dernu: But my spanner... it's a very interesting tale you know.
      • Miodvetnir: I think we've heard it before.
      • Derni: It was pretty forgettable.
      • Player: Excuse me, do you want to hear my tale or not?
      • Miodvetnir: Happy to.
      • Derni: Would love to hear it.
      • Dernu: As long as it's better than my spanner story.
      • Miodvetnir: So, what's your tale like?
      • Player: Ah, I errrr...
      • Player: I seem to have forgotten.
      • Derni: Must have been pretty forgettable as well then.
      • Player: Never mind.
    • Player: I have another tale to tell you! After Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf
      • Miodvetnir: A tale!
      • Dernu: We love tales!
      • Derni: We live for tales!
      • Dernu: Like, there was this one time when I had to fight a dragon...
      • Miodvetnir: Tell us your tale, Player!
      • Derni: What, you fought a what?
      • Dernu: A dragon! It was pink! A pink dragon!
      • Derni: There's no such thing as pink dragons, you idiot!
      • Miodvetnir: Maybe it was a cross between a red dragon and a steel dragon...
      • Dernu: I don't know, I just know it was pink!
      • Miodvetnir: Or maybe it was an albino red dragon, or one that had been out of the sun for too long.
      • Derni: Well, I still don't believe you. I think you're making it up.
      • Miodvetnir: At least you had something to say. Player hasn't even told us a tale yet.
      • Player: If you let me...
      • Dernu: Never mind, Player. Is there anything else you want to talk about?
    • Player: What do you think of King Veldaban? After King of the Dwarves
      • Miodvetnir: The king!
      • Dernu: The king of Keldagrim!
      • Derni: Long live the king!
      • Dernu: Wait, Veldaban is king? When did that happen?
      • Derni: Keldagrim doesn't have a king! Silly hummon! It has a Consortium!
      • Miodvetnir: A Conglomerate!
      • Derni: A Corporation!
      • Dernu: A Cartel!
      • Player: No, Veldaban is king now. It happened when...
      • Derni: If someone became king, I think we would have been told about it!
      • Miodvetnir: We hear everything that goes on!
      • Derni: We have our finger on the pulse of Keldagrim!
      • Dernu: Actually, didn't a messenger come around here and say something...
      • Derni: I think so, but I don't remember what she said.
      • Miodvetnir: I don't think she delivered her message properly!
      • Player: Maybe if you'd let her finish, then...
      • Derni: No, it can't have been important, or she'd have made sure to finish her message.
      • Miodvetnir: You're right! No one would forget to tell us!
      • Dernu: That's right! We're the most popular brothers in Keldagrim!
      • Derni: It must be because we're such good listeners!
      • Dernu: So there's no king. I'm glad we could clear up your confusion, human!
      • Miodvetnir: Is there anything else we can help you with?
    • Player: I have one final tale to tell you! After Birthright of the Dwarves
      • Miodvetnir: Oh, we already know that tale!
      • Dernu: The tale of the Birthright of the Dwarves!
      • Derni: The final downfall of the Red Axe!
      • Dernu: It was such a pity that Veldaban died.
      • Miodvetnir: He didn't die, you idiot! Player saved him!
      • Player: Actually...
      • Dernu: Anyway, I'm glad the Consortium is in power again now.
      • Derni: The Consortium is in power? I thought someone else became king. King...what's his name?
      • Miodvetnir: You're both wrong! Veldaban is still king!
      • Player: If you let me get a word in edgeways I could tell you...
      • Derni: Anyway, I'm glad you let Luitger go, I knew he couldn't be a Red Axe spy.
      • Player: Luitger wasn't even a suspect! It was Klaas, and I...
      • Miodvetnir: It's no good, human. We'll have to sort out this disagreement before you can tell us your story.
    • Player: I must be off now, thanks for the chat.
      • Miodvetnir: No problem!
      • Dernu: Glad to be of service!
      • Derni: Come back any time!
    • Player: I want to tell you a tale again! Only after telling all tales
      • options to tell above tales

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