After getting caught Edit
Dialogue 1 Edit
Lumo: ... and that's how I saved Narnode from the fire-breathing gnome-eating lizard-dragon-king of Jool.
Bunkdo: You know - everytime I hear that story it seems less and less convincing...
Dialogue 2 Edit
Lumo: Darn you, Carado - you always get the large jail cells.
Carado: That is so not true. What about the time in Draynor?
Lumo: The Prince Ali thing? We all shared a cell that time.
Carado: And that time in Varrock?
Lumo: Yea yeah, OK.
Dialogue 3 Edit
Lumo: Hey guys, look who's here.
Dialogue 4 Edit
Lumo: Carado - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Carado: Only if it involves 3 tonnes of ice-cream, a helium ballon and an inflatable pink gorilla...
Lumo: ... a 'no' would have sufficed.
Dialogue 5 Edit
Lumo: You know, we could try and break out ourselves.
Bunkdo: No... don't be silly. We're here to be rescued, after all.
Dialogue 6 Edit
Lumo: ... and then the chicken said to the farmer: 'It was an an aspirin!'
Carado: That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard...
Dialogue 7 Edit
Lumo: ... and that completes our tour of the Jail of the Future. Please remember to use your conveniently located and totally pickable cell-door to exit.
Dialogue 8 Edit
Lumo: Do you ever look up at the stars at night and think about just how insignificant all of this is?
Bunkdo: Stars? You can look UP ??
Carado: And I thought 'night' was just a rumour...
Dialogue 9 Edit
Lumo: Look at that Bunkdo, he almost looks like he's praying.
Dialogue 10 Edit
Lumo: and B - I - N - G - O. I win!
Dialogue 11 Edit
Lumo: Have you noticed how they all look the same?
Carado: And they all seem to have the same clothes...
Dialogue 12 Edit
Lumo: And another one ... eats the dirt.
Carado: The phrase is 'bites the dust' Lumo...
Dialogue 13 Edit
Lumo: You know - I've noticed something.
Bunkdo: What's that?
Lumo: No matter how many monkeys these people seem to kill, there are never any fewer of them...
Bunkdo: That's just the Way of the World , Lumo.
Dialogue 14 Edit
Lumo: Have we seen this one before?
Carado: I'm not sure - I'm beginning to lose track.
Talking to Lumo Edit
Player: How did you get back in there?
Lumo: Simple: we got caught again.
Lumo: Yes. We are working undercover here. Isn't that right, guys?
Carado: Whatever you say, boss.
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