- Kringk: I would offer haircut, but it hard to do style for puny human with puny head. Me know. You want wig intead? Me give you big-big discount!
Would you like to buy an ogre wig for 50 gp?
- Yes, please.
- (If you have less than 50 coins)
- Kringk: You no have enough shiny pretties, human.
- (If you have at least 50 coins)
- Kringk: There you go. Nice wig for you, made from de freshest wolfsie bones.
- No, thank you.
- Player: No, thank you.
Talking to Grimechin Edit
- Player: So, how do you like what's, um, being done to your head?
- Kringk: Quit talking to goblin, Player. If she moves her head, she mess up work.
- Player: Oh, sorry! I would never dream of interfering in the creative process.