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Conversation 1Edit

  • Joe: Hi, I'm Joe, door guard for Lady Keli.
  • Player: Hi, who are you guarding here?
  • Joe: Can't say, all very secret. You should get out of here. I am not supposed to talk while I guard.

Conversation 2Edit

  • Player: Hey, chill out, I won't cause you trouble. I was just wondering what you do to relax.
  • Joe: You never relax with these people, but it's a good career for a young man and some of the shouting I rather like.
  • Joe: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!

Conversation 3Edit

  • Player: So what do you buy with these great wages?
  • Joe: Really, after working here, there's only time for a drink or three. All us guards go to the same bar and drink ourselves stupid.
  • Joe: It's what I enjoy these days, that fade into unconsciousness. I can't resist the sight of a really cold beer.

Conversation 4Edit

  • Player: Would you be interested in making a little more money?
  • Joe: WHAT?! Are you trying to bribe me? I may not be a great guard, but I am loyal. How DARE you try to bribe me!
  • Player: No, no, you got the wrong idea, totally. I just wondered if you wanted some part-time bodyguard work.
  • Joe: Oh. Sorry. No, I don't need money. As long as you were not offering me a bribe.

Conversation 5Edit

  • Player: Tell me about the life of a guard.
  • Joe: Well, the hours are good.....
  • Joe: .... But most of those hours are a drag. If only I had spent more time in Knight school when I was a young boy. Maybe I wouldn't be here now, scared of Keli.

Conversation 6Edit

  • Player: What did you want to be when you were a boy?
  • Joe: Well, I loved to sit by the lake, with my toes in the water and shoot the fish with my bow and arrow.
  • Player: That was a strange hobby for a little boy.
  • Joe: It kept us from goblin hunting, which was what most boys did. What are you here for?

Conversation 7Edit

  • Player: I had better leave, I don't want trouble.
  • Joe: Thanks, I appreciate that. Talking on duty can be punishable by having your mouth stitched up. These are tough people, no mistake.

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