- Hobnob: What do you want, human?
- Player: Who are you?
- Hobnob: I'm Hobnob - mightiest of the hobgoblins. You must be Zanik's trained attack beast.
- Hobnob: Zanik must be a really jammie dodger to have a human stand in for her.
- Player: That's rich talk coming from someone with such crumby armour.
- Hobnob: I'm ready to take every down. This tournament will be a slam dunk.
- Player: Well if we meet in battle, I'll chew you up and spit you out.
- Hobnob: I'll crunch you into cream!
- Player: When I break your legs, you'll need wagon wheels to get around!
- Hobnob: We'll see!
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