• Hobnob: What do you want, human?
  • Player: Who are you?
  • Hobnob: I'm Hobnob - mightiest of the hobgoblins. You must be Zanik's trained attack beast.
  • Hobnob: Zanik must be a really jammie dodger to have a human stand in for her.
  • Player: That's rich talk coming from someone with such crumby armour.
  • Hobnob: I'm ready to take every down. This tournament will be a slam dunk.
  • Player: Well if we meet in battle, I'll chew you up and spit you out.
  • Hobnob: I'll crunch you into cream!
  • Player: When I break your legs, you'll need wagon wheels to get around!
  • Hobnob: We'll see!

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