I wake up today and me have thought. I am hobgoblin, I have magic. Hobgoblin don't normally have magic. I special. I chosen by Big High War God to lead army. I lead big tribe, have big army, and conquer tall ones with keen blades. world for Big High War God!

I make rules of army.

1 - Big High War God better than everything

2 - Me better than everything (but not Big High War God)

That enough rules. Finish later. More smelly tall ones been spotted. Why they keep coming in my house? I make big house underground so I be left alone, but tall ones keep coming down in my house. I go teach them a lesson. For Big High War God!

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