- Herald of Lumbridge: Hello there, deary! How can I make your Lumbridge day even more wonderful?
- Player: Hello back at you! What do you do here?
- Player: This city looks like it's seen better days!
- Herald of Lumbridge: It was the battle of Lumbridge, where Saradomin and Zamorak fought for supremecy after the death of Guthix. It makes me sad to think about it, though.
- Herald of Lumbridge: Look at my once-fair city! Shops and houses ruined!
- Herald of Lumbridge: But people are helping to rebuild at the moment, and I'm trying to improve everyone's mood!
- Player: Why is that? What do you do here?
Overhead[]
- "Give me an L!"
- "Give me a U!"
- "Give me a Lumbridge herald cape!"
- "Lumbridge; the friendliest place to be"
- "Wear a Lumbridge herald cape with pride!"
- "It's Lumbridge!"
- "The eye of the fun hurricane"
- "Whoo! This is tiring work."
Before the Lumbridge Rebuildathon[]
- Herald of Lumbridge: Hello there, deary! How can I make your Lumbridge day even more wonderful?
- Player: Hello back at you! What do you do here?
- Player: This city looks like it's seen better days!
- Herald of Lumbridge: It was the battle of Lumbridge, where Saradomin and Zamorak fought for supremecy after the death of Guthix. It makes me sad to think about it, though.
- Herald of Lumbridge: Look at my once-fair city! Shops and houses ruined! But I'm trying to improve everyone's mood!
- Player: Why is that? What do you do here?
During the Battle of Lumbridge[]
- Herald of Lumbridge: Hello there, deary! How can I make your Lumbridge day even more wonderful?
- Player: Wonderful? We're practically in the middle of a battle!
- Herald of Lumbridge: I know, but you don't need to remind me. The battle has been bad for everyone!
- Herald of Lumbridge: Look at my once-fair city! It's practically a war camp! But I'm trying to improve everyone's mood!
- Player: Why is that? What do you do here?
- Player: Wonderful? We're practically in the middle of a battle!