- Goebie: Your Gilly-nor fish taste weird. I prefer the Eeligator of Mazcab.
- Player: You may not like it, but you have to eat it. It'll make you big and strong.
- Goebie: If I become big, then I will be squished under the weight of my own rock.
- Player: Not if you also become strong!
- Goebie waves his stubby little arms at you a bit
- Goebie: It doesn't work that way.
- Player: If the rock will squash you, why don't you chip a bit off?
- Goebie: Wow, I cannot believe what I am hearing!
- Player: What? I'm just saying-
- Goebie: Oh, I hear what you're saying, do not worry about that!
- Goebie: Wow.
- Goebie: And here was me thinking that humans might be better than Airut.
- Player: I'm sorry? I think?
- Goebie: I should hope so!
- Player: Do you miss your home?
- Goebie: Which do you mean by home? The tiny cage, the labour camp or the entire world of desert?
- Goebie: Oh, wait, actually, it doesn't matter. No, I don't miss any of those actually.
- Goebie: In fact, it would make me very happen to never return to any of the above.
- Player: Oh, well, I was planning on popping back, you see there's this armour set I've been trying to find...
- Goebie: Going back would cause me severe emotional trauma, but no, it's cool, I understand you need to get this season's trending shoes.
- Player: Do you name the pebbles on your back?
- Goebie: No. That would be weird. It would be like naming your hair strands.
- You're right, that would be weird
- I name my hair strands.
- Goebie: Huh. I better get naming then.
- Goebie will say the following names above his head:
- Goebie: Melinda...
- Goebie: Meryl...
- Goebie: Steven...
- Goebie: George...
- Goebie: Goebie...
- If spoken to while he is saying these names, he will continue with the following dialogue:
- Goebie: Steve... Maxwell... Sarah...
- Player: What are you doing?
- Goebie: Naming my pebbles, like you told me to. Obviously.
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