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Green with hatEdit

Conversation 1Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: I have a riddle for you.
  • Player: OK.
  • Gnome child: A tree which is planted on Monday and doubles in size each day is fully grown on the following Sunday. On what day is it half grown?
    • Player: Wednesday
      • Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
    • Player: Thursday
      • Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
    • Player: Friday
      • Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!
    • Player: Saturday
      • Gnome child: Correct. You can go now.
    • Player: I don't know.
      • Gnome child: Saturday. You big folk really aren't the quickest!

Conversation 2Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: To be or not to be.
  • Player: Hey I know that. Where's it from?
  • Gnome child: Existentialism for insects.

Conversation 3Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: My mum says: A friendly look, a kindly smile one good act, and life's worthwhile!
  • Player: Sweet.

Conversation 4Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: I wrote a few children's books.
  • Player: Really.
  • Gnome child: Yep... but not on purpose!

Conversation 5Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: The human mind is a tremendous thing.

Conversation 6Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: Bla bla bla!
  • Player: What?
  • Gnome child: Bla bla bla!
  • Player: Rude little gnome!

Conversation 7Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
  • Player: Thanks for the quote.

Conversation 8Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: Nice weather we're having today.
  • Gnome child: But then it doesn't tend to rain much around here.

Conversation 9Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: Hardy, ha ha! Hee, hee hee!
  • Player: Are you OK?
  • Gnome child: I'm a little tree gnome. That is me!
  • Player: I've heard better.

Conversation 10Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: I have a riddle for you.
  • Player: OK.
  • Gnome child: I am the beginning of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
  • Player: Err...?
  • Player: Erm...not sure...annoying.
  • Gnome child: I'm 'e'! Hee hee! Do you get it?

Conversation 11Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Gnome child: I worship Guthix, the god of balance.
  • Gnome child: He really does have exceptional co-ordination.

Conversation 12Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Player: Hello, are you alright?
  • Gnome child: Not really, I just saw a man with a wooden leg.
  • Player: So?!
  • Gnome child: He had a real foot!

Conversation 13Edit

  • Player: Hello.
  • Player: What are you doing?
  • Gnome child: I'm making wine out of raisins.
  • Player: Why?
  • Gnome child: So I don't have to wait for it to age.
  • Gnome child: Hee hee!

BlueEdit

Conversation 1Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: She loves me!
  • Player: Really.
  • Gnome child: She does I tell you. She really loves me!

Conversation 2Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Hello.
  • Player: Are you alright?
  • Gnome child: I just want something to happen!
  • Player: Like what?
  • Gnome child: Something, anything, I don't know what!

Conversation 3Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation!
  • Player: True.

Conversation 4Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Hello. Why are you so tall?
  • Player: Um... I've always been this height.
  • Gnome child: Maybe you should eat more worms.

Conversation 5Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Low.
  • Player: What?
  • Gnome child: When?
  • Player: Cheeky!
  • Gnome child: Hee hee!

Conversation 6Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • The gnome is praying.
  • Gnome child: Guthix's angels fly so high as to be beyond our sight but they are always looking down upon us.

Conversation 7Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Hello, would you like a worm?
  • Player: Erm... OK.
  • The gnome gives you a worm
  • Player: Thanks.
  • Gnome child: In the gnome village those who are needy receive what they need, and those who are able give what they can.

Conversation 8Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Dimensionality is a function of consciousness.
  • Player: What?
  • Gnome child: That's all you need to know.

Conversation 9Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: I've been thinking.
  • Player: OK.
  • Gnome child: Surely, if you're scared to die...
  • Gnome child: ...you're not living, right?
  • Player: Maybe!

Conversation 10Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Player: How are you?
  • Gnome child: A warning traveller! The new world will rise from the underground!
  • Player: What do you mean, underground?
  • Gnome child: Just a warning!

Conversation 11Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Gnome child: Some advice traveller. We can walk, run, row or fly but never lose sight of the reason for the journey or miss the chance to see a rainbow on the way.
  • Player: I like that.

Conversation 12Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • Player: You look happy.
  • Gnome child: I'm always at peace with myself.
  • Player: How do you manage that?
  • Gnome child: I know, therefore I am.

Conversation 13Edit

  • Player: Hi.
  • The gnome appears to be singing.
  • Gnome child: Oh baby, oh my sweet.
  • Player: Are you talking to me?
  • Gnome child: No, I'm just singing.
  • Gnome child: I'm gonna sweep you off your feet.

GreenEdit

Conversation 1Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Hey big man, watch where you're standing.
  • Gnome child: I wouldn't want to make a mess of your shoes.

Conversation 2Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Have you seen our big tree?
  • Player: Yes I have!
  • Gnome child: It's not small!

Conversation 3Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: You are the contained centre of an O.
  • Player: Pardon?
  • Gnome child: While me, I'm much more. I am the pyramidic containment of an A.
  • Player: You're strange.

Conversation 4Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: I'm trying to make a comeback!
  • Player: Really?
  • Gnome child: It's hard when you haven't been anywhere.

Conversation 5Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Aaaaarrggghh... humans! Run for your lives!
  • The gnome backs away

Conversation 6Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Hello brave adventurer. A warrior like you should go a long way.
  • Player: Thanks.
  • Gnome child: The further, the better! Hee hee!

Conversation 7Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Es ataris eto meriz ip prit es gutus!
  • Player: Pardon?
  • Gnome child: Es ataris eto meriz ip prit es gutus!

Conversation 8Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Oh hello.
  • Player: How are you?
  • Gnome child: Not great, it's just... well... people just don't seem to take me seriously!

Conversation 9Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: How are you?
  • Player: I'm fine thanks.

Conversation 10Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Why don't you make like a tree...
  • Gnome child: ...and leave!
  • Player: Funny!
  • Gnome child: Hee hee!

Conversation 11Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: Top of the morning to you.
  • Player: Thanks.
  • Gnome child: And bottom of the afternoon.

Conversation 12Edit

  • Player: Hi there.
  • Gnome child: The only thing that is constant...
  • Gnome child: ...is change!

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