- Player: So, what is that thing you're holding anyway?
- Ghostly: It's my thurible!
- Player: I see! So what do you do with it? I assume you burn incense in it, and bless others with it?
- Player: ...and all manner of other awesome, holy, prayer-type things?
- Ghostly: I smack nasty things around the jaw with it, mainly.
- Player: I see...
- Ghostly: Wanna go do a slayer task or something? I need to bop something over the head.
- Player: You're a violent little thing, aren't you?
- Ghostly: Mmm... Some might say I'm a... thurible person.
- Player: That was terrible.
- Ghostly: Thurible.
- Player: Sigh.
- Ghostly: Wooo woo wooooo wooo. Wooo!
- Player: Ghostly... You know I can understand ghosts, right?
- Ghostly: Wooooo?
- Ghostly: ...
- Ghostly: I was just seeing if I Could occasionally get out of talking to you.
- Player: Oh? Why would you want to-
- Ghostly: Space bar. Space bar. Space bar. Space bar!
- Player: But-
- Ghostly: It's not working...
- Player: What are you doing?
- Player: ...
- Player: I'm...I'm speechless.
- Ghostly: Yay. It worked!
- Player: ...
- Player: Hey Ghostly, how are you feeling today?
- Ghostly: I'm doing fine, <Player Name>. Shall we find some monsters to kill or something?
- Player: what do you have in mind?
- Player: Erm... Yeah sure.
- Ghostly: You got some <slayer task> to kill? I'll happily bop some <slayer task> in the face!
- Ghostly: Let's go!
- Player: You're always so keen to bop things...
- Ghostly: In the face!