- Geyser titan: Did you know a snail can sleep up to three years?
- Player: I wish I could do that. Ah...sleep.
- Geyser titan: Did you know that in one feeding a mosquito can absorb one-and-a-half times its own body weight in blood?
- Player: Eugh.
- Geyser titan: Did you know that RuneScape gets 100 tons heavier every day, due to dust falling from space?
- Player: What a fascinating fact.
- Geyser titan: Hey mate, how are you?
- Player: Not so bad.
- Geyser titan: Did you know that during the average human life-span the heart will beat approximately 2.5 billion times?
- Player: Wow, that is a lot of non-stop work!
If a player has five or more sharks in their inventoryEdit
- Geyser titan: Over the course of their lifetime a shark may grow and use 20,000 teeth.
- Player: Wow! That is a whole load of teeth. I wonder what the Tooth Fairy would give for those?
- Geyser titan: Unlike most animals, both the shark's upper and lower jaws move when they bite.
- Player: Really?
- Geyser titan: Yup. Chomp chomp.
- Geyser titan: Did you know that sharks have the most powerful jaws of any animal on the planet?
- Player: No, I didn't.
- Geyser titan: Full of facts, me.
- Geyser titan: Did you know that sharks normally eat alone?
- Player: I see.
- Geyser titan: Sometimes one feeding shark attracts others and they all try and get a piece of the prey.
- Geyser titan: They take a bite at anything in their way and may even bite each other!
- Player: Ouch!