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  • Player: Hello there!
  • Geoff: Geoff's busy.
  • What do you do here?
    • Player: What do you do here?
    • Geoff: Fletch.
    • Player: Anything else?
    • Geoff: Sit.
    • Player: Uh-huh.
    • Geoff: Think.
    • Player: Yeah.
    • Geoff: Plot my revenge...
    • Player: What was that last one?
    • Geoff: Think.
    • Player: Oh, okay.
  • Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
    • Player: Do you always talk about yourself in the third person?
    • Geoff: Nope.
    • Player: Fair enough.
    • Geoff: So, what do you want with Geoff?
    • Player: You did it again!
    • Geoff: Just because Geoff is talking like this at the moment, doesn't mean he does it all the time.
    • Player: But you do it all the time!
    • Geoff: You're just inferring that from Geoff's predilection for a particular perspective.
    • Player: My brain hurts.
  • What do you think of Sparky?
    • Player: What do you think of Sparky?
    • Geoff: Poor little fella.
    • Player: What happened?
    • Geoff: It was an accident at the Ranging Guild. Shot down. Shot down in the prime of his... ...life. Waaaaaaa!
    • Player: Steady on now-
    • Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    • Player: Stiff upper lip, old chap.
    • Geoff: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    • Player: Well...er...have a nice day.
  • Why are you so mopey?
    • Player: Why are you so mopey?
    • Geoff: You think Geoff's mopey?
    • Player: Yeah, why so sad?
    • Geoff: Maybe Geoff wants to be mopey. Maybe Geoff wants to be sad.
    • Player: But why not be happy like me?
    • Geoff: Oh, you think you're happy, but are you really happy?
    • Player: Yup, pretty sure!
    • Geoff: Oh, you think you're sure, but are you really sure?
    • Player: Erm, I think I have to go now.
    • Geoff: Oh, you think you have to go, but do you really have to go?
    • Player: Yes!

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