- Fimberzizz: Did I tell you about my first experience when coming to Gielinor?
- Player: Not that I can remember. What happened?
- Fimberzizz: Some man named 'Mugger' came up to me and smashed me in the face!
- Player: Really?
- Fimberzizz: Yeah. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in Lumbridge and I've lost all my stuff.
- Player: That's not very good, is it?
- Fimberzizz: No, it was horrible.
- Fimberzizz: I find this place rather shallow and pedantic.
- Player: I agree, shallow and pedantic.
- Fimberzizz: Quite.
- Player: Hmm...
- Player: Are you - by any chance - related to Zimberfizz?
- Fimberzizz: Who?
- Player: Zimberfizz. He looks, well, exactly like you...
- Fimberzizz: Never heard of him - and a silly name, might I add.
- Player: Right.