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Before Crocodile TearsEdit

Without crocspeak amuletEdit

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1Edit

  • Crocodile: BGRRBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 2Edit

  • Crocodile: GARARARARAGHAGARARAGURRRRRRR!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 3Edit

  • Crocodile: GARK!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 4Edit

  • Crocodile: GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 5Edit

  • Crocodile: GRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 6Edit

  • Crocodile: GRUUUURRRRGHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 7Edit

  • Crocodile: GURGLEGURGLEGURGLEGRAAAAHHHH!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 8Edit

  • Crocodile: *LOUD, ANGRY BREATHING*
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 9Edit

  • Crocodile: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 10Edit

  • Crocodile: *SRPH*
  • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

Dialogue 11Edit

    • Player: These crocodiles sure seem angry!

With crocspeak amuletEdit

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1Edit

  • Crocodile: AFTER YOU DIE, PEOPLE WILL CONTINUE TO LOVE AND MISS YOU BUT AFTER THOSE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN FOREVER.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 2Edit

  • Crocodile: ALL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS FAKED.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 3Edit

  • Crocodile: EVERYBODY REALISES WHEN YOU DON'T WASH YOUR CLOTHES MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 4Edit

  • Crocodile: EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT IS ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS AND TINY COMPARED TO THE UNIVERSE.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 5Edit

  • Crocodile: I WILL DESTROY YOUR MIND AND BODY FROM WITHIN.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 6Edit

  • Crocodile: IF NOBODY MENTIONS YOUR NEW HAIRCUT, THEY HATE IT.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 7Edit

  • Crocodile: IF YOU WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR WITH OTHER LAUNDRY, YOUR OTHER CLOTHES ARE MOST LIKELY CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL MATTER.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 8Edit

  • Crocodile: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A TRULY SELFLESS ACT. ALTRUISM IS A MYTH.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 9Edit

  • Crocodile: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 10Edit

  • Crocodile: YOU CAN BE EASILY REPLACED.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

Dialogue 11Edit

  • Crocodile: YOU MOST CERTAINLY WON'T ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS AND WILL HAVE TO COMPROMISE AND ADJUST TO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY IN LIFE.
  • Player: There seems to be no reasoning with you!

After Crocodile TearsEdit

Without crocspeak amuletEdit

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1Edit

  • Crocodile: *content, calm breathing. [sic]
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 2Edit

  • Crocodile: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 3Edit

  • Crocodile: Gruuuuuuuuruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 4Edit

  • Crocodile: Gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 5Edit

  • Crocodile: Guuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh.
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

Dialogue 6Edit

  • Crocodile: *sprkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*.
  • Player: This crocodile seems calm and peaceful.

With crocspeak amuletEdit

(Players will get one of the following randomly:)

Dialogue 1Edit

  • Crocodile: ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH, THEY ARE AN AMAZING GIFT.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 2Edit

  • Crocodile: ANOTHER PERSON'S BEAUTY IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF YOUR OWN.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 3Edit

  • Crocodile: BOOKS CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 4Edit

  • Crocodile: HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? YOU LOOK GREAT!
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 5Edit

  • Crocodile: HELPING ANOTHER PERSON MAY NOT CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 6Edit

  • Crocodile: I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 7Edit

  • Crocodile: THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH YOU IN IT.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 8Edit

  • Crocodile: WANT TO SEE SOMETHING TRULY BEAUTIFUL? LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE WATER.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 9Edit

  • Crocodile: WHAT YOU'RE WEARING IS FANTASTIC.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 10Edit

  • Crocodile: YOU CROC MY WORLD!
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

Dialogue 11Edit

  • Crocodile: YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
  • Player: What a nice crocodile.

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