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Working In Burthorpe/TaverleyEdit

(About the Locals)

Copernicus: They keep going on about 'The balance'. Apparently that's something only Guthix can bring. They make it sound very noble, but to me it's just a way out of making difficult decisions. There's a saying, I seem to recall, about evil winning simply because good men do nothing. Turns out that what counts as balanced depends entirely on your perspective.

(About working in the Area)

Copernicus: Don't accept any drinks while working! Bunch of weirdos around here; they will gulp down anything that'll fit in a vial! Some of the stuff I've seen them cramming in there really beggars belief! Still, it's a nice, peaceful place to work.

Working in LumbridgeEdit

(About the Locals)

If you've seen the Lumbridge church you might have noticed it's Saradominist. Pretty much everyone here worships Saradomin. They say he's a benevolent and kind god, but it seems to me that his followers enjoy fisticuffs as much as anyone else.

(About working in the Area)

A lovely piece of stone, a charming town, plenty of people around...this is a great spot to display a statue. Well, let's not waste any time; let's give the people something to admire!

Working in CanifisEdit

(About the Locals)

Copernicus: It's mainly werewolves here, but it's the vampyres further east that are paying for the statue. See, back in the God Wars, the werewolves were enslaved by Zamorak to fight for him. The vampyres are part of Zamorak's old guard though, and they want a statue in his honour to remind the fleabags of their place.

(About working in the Area)

It's tricky working out here. All the moisture in the air makes the stone dust cling to the statue. Still, at least I don't breathe much of the stuff in. It sounds much healthier until your remember there are werewolves around.

Working in Gu'TanothEdit

(About the Locals)

Ogres - bloomin' ogres - like great wandering potatoes.  They can't really remember much of their past but they've handed down stories about Bandos to each other through the generations. How much of it is true I have no idea, but that's the statue they've asked for. I just hope they remember that when it's time to pay up!

(About working in the Area)

Let's make this quick; I don't like working out here. Ogres can scarcely remember their own names, never mind who they've hired. One minute they're asking me to work for them, the next they're attacking me!

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