• Player: Hello there!
  • Cookie: What can Cookie do for you?
  • Why are you called Cookie?
    • Player: Why are you called Cookie?
    • Cookie: I guess it has something to do with my being a cook. That, and I tend to have a lot of crumbs in my beard.
    • Player: That's...nice.
  • Where did your shirt go?
    • Player: Where did your shirt go?
    • Cookie: It's hot work tending to this spit all day - my shirt was getting all sweaty.
    • Player: So, you just took it off?
    • Cookie: Yup - now the sweat can run free! Plus, I can work on my tan while I'm at work now.
    • Player: Ewwwwwwww.

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