- Player: Hello there!
- Cookie: What can Cookie do for you?
- Why are you called Cookie?
- Player: Why are you called Cookie?
- Cookie: I guess it has something to do with my being a cook. That, and I tend to have a lot of crumbs in my beard.
- Player: That's...nice.
- Where did your shirt go?
- Player: Where did your shirt go?
- Cookie: It's hot work tending to this spit all day - my shirt was getting all sweaty.
- Player: So, you just took it off?
- Cookie: Yup - now the sweat can run free! Plus, I can work on my tan while I'm at work now.
- Player: Ewwwwwwww.
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