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Cook's AssistantEdit

  • Cook: What am I to do? (after declining the quest: Hey, it's you! Have you come back to help me?)
  • What's wrong? (after declining the quest: Help you with what?)
    • Cook: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I'm in a terrible, terrible mess! It's the Duke's birthday today, and I should be making him a lovely, big birthday cake using special ingredients…
    • Cook: …but I've forgotten to get the ingredients. I'll never get them in time now. He'll sack me! Whatever will I do? I have four children and a goat to look after. Would you help me? Please?
    • -Player has to accept or decline the quest Cook's Assistant-
    • Not right now
      • Cook: Fine. I always knew you adventure types were callous beasts. Go on your merry way!
    • Accept Quest
      • Cook: Oh, thank you, thank you. I must tell you that this is no ordinary cake, though - only the best ingredients will do! I need a super large egg, top-quality milk and some extra fine flour.
      • Player: Where can I find those, then?
      • Cook: That's the problem, I don't exactly know. I usually my assistant to get them for me but he quit.
      • Cook: I've marked some places on your world map in red. You might want to consider investigating them.
  • Can you make me a cake?
    • Cook: *sniff* Don't talk to me about cakes…
    • -leads to the "What's wrong?" dialogue starting with "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"-
  • You don't look very happy.
    • Cook: No, I'm not. The world is caving in around me. I'm overcome with dark feelings of impending doom.
    • What's wrong?
      • -leads to the "What's wrong?" dialogue starting with "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"-
    • I'd take the rest of the day off, if I were you.
      • Cook: No, that's the worst thing I could do. I'd get in terrible trouble.
      • Player: Well, maybe you need to take a holiday…
      • Cook: That would be nice, but the Duke doesn't allow holidays for core staff.
      • Player: Hmm, why not run away to the sea and start a new life as a pirate?
      • Cook: My wife gets seasick and I have an irrational fear of eyepatches. I don't see it working.
      • Player: I'm afraid I've run out of ideas.
      • Cook: I know, I'm doomed.
      • -leads to the "What's wrong?" dialogue starting with "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"-
  • Nice hat!
    • Cook: Er, thank you. It's a pretty ordinary cook's hat, really.
    • Player: Still, it suits you. The trousers are pretty special too.
    • Cook: It's all standard-issue cook's uniform.
    • Player: The whole hat, apron and stripy trousers ensemble…it works. It makes you looks like a real cook.
    • Cook: I AM a real cook! I haven't got time to be chatting about culinary fashion, I'm in desperate need of help!
    • -leads to the "What's wrong?" dialogue starting with "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"-
  • What happened to the castle?
    • Cook: The castle really did suffer in the battle of Lumbridge. I'm glad it's over!
    • Cook: People came from all over the world to help rebuild, and now things are getting back to normal. I'm glad - I have important things to cook and I'm not letting anything get in the way!
    • Cook: In fact, even now I'm preparing a cake for the Duke's birthday! Although… umm…
    • What's the problem?
      • -leads to the "What's wrong?" dialogue starting with "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear"-
    • I'll get you on with it!
      • -Dialogue ends-

After accepting Cook's AssistantEdit

  • Cook: How are you getting on with finding the ingredients?
  • You give the [item] to the cook. (only if have item delivering)
  • Player: Here's some top-quality milk/the extra fine flour/a super large egg. (if item will be delivered, it will say with one of them based on the item)
  • Player: I haven't got any of them yet, I'm still looking. (if don't have)
  • Cook: Please get the ingredients quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me out onto the street! (if don't have any ingredients) (if have at least one ingredient delivered: Thanks for the ingredients you have got so far; please get the rest quickly. I'm running out of time! The Duke will throw me out onto the street!)
  • You still need to get: [items] (if not all items delivered yet)
    • I'll get right on it.
      • -Dialogue ends-
    • Where can I find the ingredients?
      • Cook: That's the problem, I don't exactly know. I usually my assistant to get them for me but he quit.
      • Cook: I've marked some places on your world map in red. You might want to consider investigating them.

Cook's Assistant, after bringing everythingEdit

  • Cook: You've brought me everything I need! I am saved! Thank you!
  • Player: So, do I get to go to the Duke's party?
  • Cook: I'm afraid not. Only the big cheeses get to dine with the Duke.
  • Player: Well, maybe one day, I'll be important enough to sit at the Duke's table.
  • Cook: Maybe, but I won't be holding my breath.
  • -Cook's Assistant quest complete-

After completing Cook's AssistantEdit

  • Cook: Hello, friend, how is the adventuring going?
  • I'm getting strong and mighty.
    • Player: I'm getting strong and mighty. Grr.
    • Cook: Glad to hear it.
  • I keep on dying.
    • Player: I keep on dying.
    • Cook: Ah, well, at least you keep coming back to life too!
  • Can I use your range?
    • Player: Can I use your range?
    • Cook: Go ahead! It's a very good range; it's better than most other ranges.
    • Cook: It's called the Cook-o-Matic 25 and it uses a combination of state-of-the-art temperature regulation and magic.
    • Player: Will it mean my food will burn less often?
    • Cook: As long as the food is fairly easy to cook in the first place!
    • Cook: Here, take this manual. It should tell you everything you need to know about this range.
    • The cook hands you a manual. (only if you don't have one in your inventory already)
    • Player: Thanks!
  • What happened to the castle?
    • Cook: The castle really did suffer in the battle of Lumbridge. I'm glad it's over!
    • Cook: People came from all over the world to help rebuild, and now things are getting back to normal. I'm glad - I have important things to cook and I'm not letting anything get in the way!

DialogueEdit

  • Do you have any other quests for me?
    • Player: Do you have any other quests for me?
    • Player: That last one of yours was fun!
    • Cook: Ooh dear, yes I do!
    • Cook: It's the Duke of Lumbridge's birthday today, and I need to bake him a cake!
    • Cook: I need you to bring me some eggs, some flour, some milk and a chocolate bar...
    • Cook: Nah, not really, I'm just messing with you! Thanks for all your help, I know I can count on you again in the future!
  • I am getting strong and mighty.
    • Player: I'm getting strong and mighty. Grr.
    • Cook: Glad to hear it.
  • I keep on dying.
    • Player: I keep on dying.
    • Cook: Ah, well, at least you keep coming back to life too!
  • Can I use your range?
    • Player: Can I use your range?
    • Cook: Go ahead! It's a very good range; it's better than most other ranges.
    • Cook: It's called the Cook-o-Matic 25 and it uses a combination of state-of-the-art temperature regulation and magic.
    • Player: Will it mean my food will burn less often?
    • Cook: As long as the food is fairly easy to cook in the first place!
    • Cook: Here, take this manual. It should tell you everything you need to know about this range.
The cook hands you a manual.
    • Player: Thanks!
  • Can you tell me anything about that chest in the basement?
    • Player: So that chest in the basement that suddenly appeared along with the Culinaromancer...
    • Player: Can you tell me anything about it?
    • Cook: You mean you didn't check it out yet?
    • Cook: I really think you should, it seems to be some kind of magical cooking chest, I found a bunch of food in it earlier, along with a bunch of weird looking kitchen equipment and some snazzy gloves!
  • What happened to the castle?
    • Player: What happened to the castle?
    • Cook: The castle really did suffer in the battle of Lumbridge. I'm glad it's over!
    • Cook: However, I have important things to cook and I'm not letting that get in the way!
    • Cook: In fact, even now I'm preparing a great feast. Although... umm...

Special dialogueEdit

  • Cook: I know you've been very active around Lumbridge and Draynor. Perhaps I could reward you with some food?[1]
  • Yes, please.
    • Cook: There you go.
    • Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!
    • Cook: You really got my bacon out of the fire there!
  • No, thanks.
    • Cook: Seriously, you were great! I can't believe I nearly caused all of those people to be killed!
    • Cook: You really got my bacon out of the fire there!

NotesEdit

  1. ^ This dialogue takes place after completing the Lumbridge and Draynor Tasks.

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